The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Not My Parrot

Season 5 • 09/20/2000

A foul-mouthed parrot gets scared straight.

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00:17

Moment of Zen - Nad's Ad
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A Nad's commercial demonstrates how easy it is to remove leg hair.
09/19/2000
04:23

Media Violence
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Stephen Colbert believes children must be taken away from their parents and raised by the media.
09/19/2000
00:17

Recap - 9/20/00
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Jon recaps the night's top story: the U.S. women's gymnastics team's fourth place finish at the Sydney Olympic Games.
09/20/2000
01:40

Women's Gymnastics
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Vance DeGeneres evaluates a re-enactment of Dominique Dawes' underwhelming balance beam performance.
09/20/2000
02:01

Indecision 2000 - George Does Oprah
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George W. Bush confronts his alcoholism in a very special appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
09/20/2000
01:07

Intro - 9/20/00
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Jon is distressed that "Survivor" finalist Susan Hawk will be interviewing George W. Bush on "Live with Regis."
09/20/2000
02:55

Back in Black - Flushing Olympics
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Lewis Black searches the country for Olympic-level competition and finds a urinal flushing test, a jet truck and Rudy Giuliani at a dog show.
09/20/2000
01:34

Headlines - Fourth Place Medal
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The U.S. women's gymnastics team finishes a disappointing fourth at the Sydney Olympics, causing team members to publicly lash out at legendary coach Bela Karolyi.
09/20/2000
00:20

Moment of Zen - Balance Beam
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Steve Carell's performance on the balance beam goes horribly wrong.
09/20/2000
04:36

Barenaked Ladies
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Jon talks to Ed Robertson and Stephen Page from the Barenaked Ladies about their new album and film, "Barenaked in America."
09/20/2000
05:00

Not My Parrot
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Steve Carell profiles a Florida parrot with a salty tongue.
09/20/2000
01:39

Headlines - Whatwater?
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The Clintons are cleared in Whitewater, but White House Press Secretary Joe Lockhart is still angry enough to Hulk out.
09/21/2000
02:50

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Duets
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Frank DeCaro reviews "Duets"; though, by the end, the only duet he cares about has fallen asleep underneath him.
09/21/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Robert Ray
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Robert Ray explains exactly how his office did not conduct the Whitewater investigation.
09/21/2000
01:50

Other News - Rough Trade
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The NBA executes one of the more complicated trades in their history, but still manages the logistics of raising ticket prices.
09/21/2000
00:37

Ewing Changing
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Jon shares a little too much by relating a story of watching Patrick Ewing get changed in the locker room.
09/21/2000
01:01

Recap - 9/21/00
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Jon recaps the day's events by telling China the way checkers is supposed to be played.
09/21/2000
03:32

Etheridge/Cypher
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Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher's breakup trumps the full trade agreement with human rights violating China.
09/21/2000
01:44

Headlines - Slow Vote to China
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The United States rewards 50 years of human rights violations by engaging in full trade status with China.
09/21/2000
04:46

Jamie Foxx
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Jamie Foxx plugs his new movie "Bait," the #1 movie in America before it even comes out.
09/21/2000
00:52

Intro - Huey Lewis
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Jon compares himself to a modern day Huey Lewis who, despite conflicting reports, is not dead.
09/21/2000
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