The Colbert Report
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1
Season 6 • 06/30/2010
Modern Egyptians may have stolen King Tut's penis to cover up his itty bitty obelisk.
The Colbert ReportS6 Robert C. Byrd Dies at 92
If Robert Byrd can be snatched away from us in the blink of an eon, isn't it a sobering reminder of our own mortality?
The Colbert ReportS6 Julian Castro
Julian Castro believes Arizona's immigration law comes from legitimate frustration, but the legislation goes overboard.
The Colbert ReportS6 Basketcase - Stephie's Knicks Hoop-De-Doo Pt. 1
Stephen asks Coach Mike D'Antoni what it takes to be a Knicks player, besides athletic ability, conditioning, youth and teamwork.
The Colbert ReportS6 Lube Job
Planet BP reporters bring you all the news that's fit to underestimate by 50,000 barrels.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/29/10
BP puts a positive spin on the oil spill, LeBron James becomes a "free" agent, and Stephen interviews Mayor Julian Castro.
The Colbert ReportS6 Supreme Court Justice Sweetness
To protect the Second Amendment, President Obama must nominate Stephen's gun, Sweetness, as the next Supreme Court justice.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nicholas Carr
Nicholas Carr says the Internet short-circuits our mental processes by constantly bombarding us with information.
The Colbert ReportS6 Cold War Update - North Korea & Russian Spies
North Korea demands reparations from the US, and the FBI arrests 10 Russian spies raising families in the suburbs.
The Colbert ReportS6 Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1
Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tangelo-American John Boehner
John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
The Colbert ReportS6 ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOP
Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 7/1/10
Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
The Colbert ReportS6 Al Qaeda Starts Inspire Magazine
Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
The Colbert ReportS6 Manny Howard
Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
The Colbert ReportS6 Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn
Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
The Colbert ReportS6 Michio Kaku
Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Is Sick
Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
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