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Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Update

Season 4 • 04/30/2008

Stephen asks Congresswoman Madeleine Bordallo to find Guam on a map of the U.S.

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Stephen is worried that the Reverend Wright controversy is finally behind Obama.
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McCain's Superstitions
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Stephen shows his support for John McCain despite all of the senator's superstitions.
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Anne Lamott
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Anne Lamott and Stephen, two Sunday School teachers, talk about faith.
04/29/2008
03:31

The Word - Separation of Church & Plate
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What unites us is our ability to come together as one people and say to one another, "You're not like me."
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Tip/Wag - Barbie
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Barbies enter Iran packed with American values, doctors with weekend degrees receive lasik complaints and cuddle parties serve as orgies for cowards.
04/29/2008
00:31

Intro - 4/29/08
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Christian license plates now available in Florida, knife-wielding ninja monkeys still unavailable in Iran and Anne Lamott is set to crack.
04/29/2008
02:25

Salinger Watch
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Stephen challenges J.D. Salinger to come on the show.
04/30/2008
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Noah Feldman
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Noah Feldman, who helped advise the Iraqis, educates Stephen about the Iraqi Constitution.
04/30/2008
00:29

Intro - 4/30/08
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Obama distances himself from his former pastor. Meanwhile, McCain distances kids from his lawn.
04/30/2008
06:30

Donna Brazile on the Democratic Campaign
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Superdelegate Donna Brazile plans a late night rendezvous with Stephen to prove she is black.
04/30/2008
04:47

Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Update
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Stephen sits down with Congresswoman Madeleine Bordallo of Guam, a hotspot for the Democratic campaigns.
04/30/2008
06:28

James Howard Kunstler
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James Howard Kunstler warns suburbia that it will run out of energy very soon.
05/01/2008
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Trailers Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
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Stephen suggests that Indiana Jones make a movie that's more suited for the senior citizen audience.
05/01/2008
02:22

Jenna Bush Wedding
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Stephen hasn't gotten the invitation, but he eagerly gets ready for Jenna Bush's wedding.
05/01/2008
05:29

Formidable Opponent - Electability
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Stephen shows Stephen his chilling vision of our election future.
05/01/2008
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Intro - 5/1/08
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The summer movies are coming out. Stephen's advice? Stay at home and burn a good book.
05/01/2008
04:19

The Word - Free Gas!
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Stephen announces a bold new initiative: Stephen Colbert's Total Gas Holiday.
05/05/2008
02:27

Time's 2008 Top 100 Most Influential
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Stephen loses Time's Top 100 most influential people to Korean pop star Rain.
05/05/2008
01:26

Speed Racer
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Stephen got a sneak peek at Rain's debut role in the new movie Speed Racer and decided to write a sequel.
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Intro - 5/5/08
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Two candidates propose a gas tax holiday, Stephen humps the Alpha Dog of the Week's leg, and Carl Hiaasen talks about golf.
05/05/2008
04:05

Rain Dance-Off
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Rain shows up at the studio for an after hours dance-off with Stephen.
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