The Colbert Report
Eric Roston
Season 4 E 96 • 07/29/2008

Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.

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00:38

The Colbert ReportS4 E94
Intro - 7/24/08

The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
07/24/2008
04:01

The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller

Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
07/28/2008
04:34

The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak

Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
07/28/2008
03:17

The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Obama Returns

John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
07/28/2008
00:36

The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Intro - 7/28/08

Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
07/28/2008
04:18

The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Toby Keith

With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
07/28/2008
03:39

The Colbert ReportS4 E96
The Word - Honest Belief

The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
03:30

The Colbert ReportS4 E96
McCain's Mustache

The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
00:34

The Colbert ReportS4 E96
Intro - 7/29/08

There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:48

The Colbert ReportS4 E96
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney

Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
05:55

The Colbert ReportS4 E96
Eric Roston

Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
04:42

The Colbert ReportS4 E97
The Word - Save Ferris

Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13

The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1

Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30

The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Intro - 7/30/08

America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33

The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Canton Apology

Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23

The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Spiders for Stephen!

Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
03:00

The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Fat Cat

Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
07/30/2008
00:17

The Colbert ReportS4 E98
Thanks to the Guests

Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
07/31/2008
06:13

The Colbert ReportS4 E98
Buzz Aldrin

Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
07/31/2008
04:45

The Colbert ReportS4 E98
Brendan Koerner

Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
07/31/2008
03:04

The Colbert ReportS4 E98
Starbucks Cuts Jobs

The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
07/31/2008
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