The Colbert Report

George Will's Long Tie

Season 5 • 10/26/2009

George Will's bowties were the only thing tethering him to reality.

More

Watching

01:22

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Stephen Unveils a New Portrait

Stephen unveils his brand new portrait on the four-year anniversary of The Colbert Report's first episode.
10/15/2009
05:09

The Colbert ReportS5
Tip/Wag - Coal Lobbyists, George Takei & Crispycones

A coal lobby represents non-existent Americans, George Takei threatens the sanctity of game shows, and Crispycones are too easy to eat.
10/15/2009
03:29

The Colbert ReportS5
The Mayo-lution Will Not Be Televised

Stephen responds to Miracle Whip's advertising campaign with his own extreme ad for mayo.
10/15/2009
06:53

The Colbert ReportS5
Jerry Mitchell

Thanks to Jerry Mitchell's investigations, four people have gone to jail for crimes they committed in the civil rights era.
10/15/2009
00:34

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 10/15/09

The Dow hits 10,000, Stephen taps into the youth culture, and Jerry Mitchell investigates unsolved crimes from the civil rights era.
10/15/2009
01:50

The Colbert ReportS5
The Money Shot

Just in case you didn't get enough of that hot stock exchange session, Stephen has the uncut version on DVD.
10/15/2009
05:26

The Colbert ReportS5
Cornel West

Cornel West criticizes Barack Obama out of concern for the poor and working class people.
10/26/2009
05:48

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Don't Ask Don't Tell

The petition signers who want to overturn the "everything but marriage" bill should be able to stay in the closet that the gay people have abandoned.
10/26/2009
05:21

The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Get a Job

Once you get a job interview with Stephen's celebrity endorsement, you'll want to grow a mustache.
10/26/2009
00:15

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Don't Move

Don't move so Stephen can always remember you staring at him.
10/26/2009
03:13

The Colbert ReportS5
George Will's Long Tie

Stephen has to restore balance to the universe after George Will starts wearing long ties.
10/26/2009
04:05

The Colbert ReportS5
Colbert Platinum - Harvard Billionaires & Red Diamond SUV

Harvard produces the most billionaires, and a Russian car company releases a diamond-encrusted SUV with whale penis leather interior.
10/27/2009
00:27

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Goodnight?

Brian Cox will be on tomorrow, unless this is a rerun.
10/27/2009
00:33

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 10/27/09

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
10/27/2009
04:57

The Colbert ReportS5
Gail Collins

Gail Collins describes the last 50 years of progress made by American women and the new issues they face today.
10/27/2009
01:44

The Colbert ReportS5
George W. Bush's Motivational Speech

Stephen would have loved to attend George W. Bush's "Get Motivated" seminar, but he couldn't afford the $4.95 admission fee.
10/27/2009
07:28

The Colbert ReportS5
Holy Water Under the Bridge - Randall Balmer

Randall Balmer refuses to join the Catholic Church because he's suspicious of any religious group that defines itself in negative terms.
10/27/2009
00:31

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 10/28/09

Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
10/28/2009
05:48

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - You-Genics

Your baby will never be denied health coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with an insurance company CEO.
10/28/2009
01:31

The Colbert ReportS5
Joe Lieberman Is a True Independent

Joe Lieberman proves he's independent of his Connecticut constituents by opposing a public option in health care reform.
10/28/2009
01:44

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Future Stephen

Stephen will stick a fork into a toaster unless his future self comes back to stop him.
10/28/2009
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
02:29

A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie

Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

Cursed Friends
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
Trailer
01:22

Out of Office
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity

A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022
Trailer
00:35

South ParkS25
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert

Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
07/27/2022