Important Things with Demetri Martin
Some Data About Coolness
Season 1 E 6 • 03/18/2009

Demetri shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.
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02:23

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Guy with a Neck Brace

Demetri demonstrates the daily obstacles faces by a New Yorker wearing a neck brace.
03/11/2009
01:19

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Safety Analysis

Demetri illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.
03/11/2009
01:53

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Spring Haven Home

At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.
03/11/2009
02:28

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Health Class, 1231 A.D.

Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees, including the importance of witches.
03/11/2009
00:42

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Some Jokes About Safety

Demetri imagines the worst kinds of burns and reveals his ingenious early warning system for house fires.
03/11/2009
00:57

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5
Pube-Safe

Demetri advertises a home-security system that protects everything from cats to kids using pubic hair.
03/11/2009
03:14

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Hoodwinkers

An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.
03/18/2009
02:06

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Some Jokes About Coolness

Demetri suggests the best method for leaving a conversation, thinks of a way to improve sword-swallowing and questions the continued use of strobe lights.
03/18/2009
01:58

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
The Dragon Man

A young party-goer faces his fears and shows off his face tattoo of a dragon.
03/18/2009
00:52

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Dadz

Two hip dads won't stop being cool just because they're strapped with babies.
03/18/2009
01:07

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6
Some Data About Coolness

Demetri shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.
03/18/2009
02:52

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Passive-Aggressive Race

The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
03/25/2009
01:20

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Bird-Pranked

A team of tricksters takes revenge after thousands of years of being pooped on by birds.
03/25/2009
02:14

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Some Jokes About Games

Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
03/25/2009
00:44

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
The Annihilator

Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
03/25/2009
02:08

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Greater Than or Equal To

Demetri ranks turtles and baby nephews as well as a Rubik's Cube and a drag queen.
03/25/2009
04:05

Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7
Emotional Escape Artist

Devon Cottonfield, the world's greatest emotional escape artist, prepares to slip out of a relationship, but then he meets his true match.
03/25/2009