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Wife of Jesus
Season 8 • 09/19/2012
An ancient text suggests that one of Stephen's last single friends, Jesus, was married.
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00:33
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 9/18/12
The Romney campaign runs into trouble, Apple scores a major legal victory, and Jeffrey Toobin examines President Obama's relationship with the Supreme Court.
09/18/2012
00:08
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Shrimp Toss
Stephen catches a piece of shrimp in his mouth.
09/18/2012
05:20
The Colbert Report
S8
Jeffrey Toobin
CNN's senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Obamacare Supreme Court decision, Super PACs and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
09/18/2012
03:26
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Apple-Samsung Lawsuit & Tabloid Clash
Samsung shamelessly steals a proprietary Apple design breakthrough, and two so-called news sources betray the public trust.
09/18/2012
07:04
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Secret Video
Mitt Romney stands by his secretly taped stance that half of Americans are mindless moochers who don't pay income tax.
09/18/2012
04:16
The Colbert Report
S8
Logo Makeover for USA Today
In a digital era where print media is struggling, USA Today is focusing its energy where it counts: the logo.
09/18/2012
04:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret Videos
Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
09/19/2012
05:15
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Ask Not
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
09/19/2012
00:35
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 9/19/12
The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
09/19/2012
04:15
The Colbert Report
S8
Itzhak Perlman
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
09/19/2012
02:42
The Colbert Report
S8
Wife of Jesus
Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
09/19/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Ask-O-Matic
Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
09/20/2012
05:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Errol Morris
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
09/20/2012
05:19
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach
Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
09/20/2012
03:23
The Colbert Report
S8
Vladimir Putin's Crane Flight
Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
09/20/2012
03:31
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban Colberto
Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
09/20/2012
03:30
The Colbert Report
S8
Alpha Dog of the Week - Cecilia Gimenez
Amateur restoration artist Cecilia Gimenez turns a naturalistic portrait of the Son of God into a dough-faced homunculus.
09/20/2012
04:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sport Report - NFL Referee Lockout - Replacement Refs & Ratings
NFL fans criticize stand-in referees, but the greatest worst calls in football history are actually good for business.
09/25/2012
00:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - "America Again"
Stephen reads his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
09/25/2012
00:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 9/25/12
The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
09/25/2012
02:38
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Airplane Window Gaffe
Just as Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon, Mitt Romney challenges manufacturers to put power windows on planes.
09/25/2012
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