The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Colgate
Season 3 • 06/20/2007
Stephen helps us all live long enough to be a drain on society.
Intro - 6/19/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
Countdown to ArmageddonThe Colbert ReportS3
There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
Sign Off - ManifestoThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert BorkThe Colbert ReportS3
It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
MaryBeth GarriganThe Colbert ReportS3
A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
The Word - JusticeThe Colbert ReportS3
Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
Intro - 6/20/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
Sign Off - Job Well DoneThe Colbert ReportS3
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
Bloomberg for PresidentThe Colbert ReportS3
Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
Will SchwalbeThe Colbert ReportS3
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
Cheating Death - ColgateThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
Intro - 6/21/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
Ron Paul's Colbert BumpThe Colbert ReportS3
Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. WizardThe Colbert ReportS3
In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
Difference Makers - Tim DonnellyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
The Word - PorkingThe Colbert ReportS3
CBS and FOX will love the commercial for Stephen's new line of condoms.
Vincent BugliosiThe Colbert ReportS3
Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
The FreegansThe Colbert ReportS3
To prevent these trash-eating hippies from freeloading, Stephen asks us to hoard our garbage.
Intro - 6/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Tom Hayden and examines Dick Cheney's power.
ThreatDown - Coral ReefsThe Colbert ReportS3
Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor.
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