The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Colgate
Season 3 • 06/20/2007
Stephen helps us all live long enough to be a drain on society.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/19/07
Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Countdown to Armageddon
There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Manifesto
Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork
It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
The Colbert ReportS3 MaryBeth Garrigan
A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Justice
Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/20/07
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Job Well Done
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bloomberg for President
Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
The Colbert ReportS3 Will Schwalbe
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
The Colbert ReportS3 Cheating Death - Colgate
Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/21/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ron Paul's Colbert Bump
Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard
In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
The Colbert ReportS3 Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Porking
CBS and FOX will love the commercial for Stephen's new line of condoms.
The Colbert ReportS3 Vincent Bugliosi
Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Freegans
To prevent these trash-eating hippies from freeloading, Stephen asks us to hoard our garbage.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/25/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Tom Hayden and examines Dick Cheney's power.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Coral Reefs
Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor.
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