The Colbert Report
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Season 5 • 06/29/2009
Neil DeGrasse Tyson brings all frontiers of science to the public with "NOVA Science Now."
The Colbert ReportS5 Mark Sanford Does Something Interesting
Mark Sanford releases the juicy details of his torrid affair at a press conference, putting Stephen to sleep.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jim Fouratt
Jim Fouratt discusses the significance of the Stonewall riots for the gay rights movement and his frustration with Barack Obama.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - One Breath
Stephen made it through the whole show in one breath.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/25/09
ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leader of the gay shame movement.
The Colbert ReportS5 Gay Demon on the Loose
A gay demon was perfectly harmless inside a gay teen, but now it's on the prowl looking to inhabit a new host.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Stonewalling
Barack Obama will give rights to the gay community once he's done putting it off.
The Colbert ReportS5 Commonsense Health Care Reform Infomercial
Barack Obama promotes his health care plan on ABC, while Republicans propose their own health care reform with an infomercial.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed
Jeff Goldblum interrupts Stephen's report on the death of Jeff Goldblum.
The Colbert ReportS5 Michael Jackson's Media Attention
With the media focused on Michael Jackson's death, Stephen can commit unspeakable acts of depravity without anyone noticing.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Noncensus
If Americans stop counting, it will end longstanding problems like the census, the deficit and birthdays.
The Colbert ReportS5 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Farewell, David Souter
Stephen hopes Justice David Souter enjoys his retirement with Norm Coleman.
The Colbert ReportS5 Is It Time to Care About Soccer? - Alexi Lalas
Alexi Lalas believes the U.S. soccer team definitely has a shot at winning the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/30/09
Stephen questions whether America should embrace soccer, and Kevin Mattson thinks Jimmy Carter was underappreciated.
The Colbert ReportS5 Is It Time To Care About Soccer?
Normally, Stephen wouldn't think twice about soccer, but that was before the U.S. was good at it.
The Colbert ReportS5 4th of July Under Attack
An environmental activist sues Seattle to suspend their 4th of July fireworks display in pristine Gas Works Park.
The Colbert ReportS5 Al Franken Finally Declared Senator
The Minnesota Supreme Court rushes to declare Al Franken the Senate race winner after barely seven months of deliberation.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kevin Mattson
Kevin Mattson discusses the relevance of Jimmy Carter's underappreciated "national malaise" speech.
The Colbert ReportS5 Nicholas Kristof
Nicholas Kristof describes the endocrine disruptors in the water that are causing genital malformations in male animals and humans.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Get Your Illegal Fireworks
Don't forget, there are only three more illegal fireworks shopping days until the 4th of July.
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