The Colbert Report

Carefree Pre-9/11 World

Season 7 • 05/02/2011

President Obama releases his birth certificate and laughs a little too hard at a Bin Laden joke.

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00:19

Sign Off - Off to the Royal Wedding
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Stephen still doesn't have an invitation to the royal wedding, but he's going anyway.
04/28/2011
05:28

Wade Graham
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Wade Graham reveals what American gardens in closets with grow lights say about the culture.
04/28/2011
04:37

Homeland Security Eliminates Color-Coded Terror Alert System
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Stephen unclenches his sphincter when he realizes a government color chart no longer validates his paranoia.
04/28/2011
06:13

Progressives United - Russ Feingold
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Russ Feingold starts Progressives United to muzzle the voices of minority corporations in the political process.
04/28/2011
02:53

Stephen Waits for His Royal Wedding Invitation in London
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Stephen perfectly reproduces his set in London, complete with fog off the Thames, a Manchester United fan and an authentic cockney character.
04/28/2011
04:43

Francis Fukuyama
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Francis Fukuyama believes Osama bin Laden's death weakens the argument for American troops staying in Afghanistan.
05/02/2011
05:18

Relations With Pakistan - Richard Haass
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Richard Haass explains what Osama bin Laden's death means for America's relations with Pakistan.
05/02/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Obama's Timer Runs Out
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Stephen has given President Obama enough credit for Osama bin Laden's death.
05/02/2011
00:39

Intro - 5/2/11
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Questions remain about Obama's birth certificate, the royal wedding is a triumph, and "Fast Five" sets a record.
05/02/2011
05:21

Long-Awaited "We Got Bin Laden" Party
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As much as it pains Stephen to say it, Obama is the number one most Bin Laden killing president in American history.
05/02/2011
03:47

Carefree Pre-9/11 World
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Before Osama bin Laden came along, it was possible to get on a plane with an adult-sized bottle of shampoo.
05/02/2011
00:33

Intro - 5/3/11
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Stephen covers new details in the hunt for Bin Laden, looks at soaring gas prices and talks to Rex Ryan for six minutes.
05/03/2011
00:18

Sign Off - Special Kiss
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Before Stephen goes, he sends a special kiss for somebody out there.
05/03/2011
06:03

Rex Ryan
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It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football.
05/03/2011
03:59

Osama bin Laden Is Still Dead
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The secret members of SEAL Team Six grab Osama bin Laden and his thumb drives.
05/03/2011
04:21

Journalistic Grintegrity
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Fox News makes a breakthrough in the field of reporting grim news while being delighted it will hurt President Obama's approval rating.
05/03/2011
04:44

Obama Takes Credit for Bin Laden's Assassination
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Barack Obama is so desperate for a bump in the polls that he takes the easy road of killing the world's most wanted man.
05/03/2011
03:45

Terrorists: They're Just Like Us!
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Reporters reveal all the juicy gossip about Osama bin Laden's lifestyle of glam on the lam.
05/04/2011
06:01

Movies That Are Destroying America - Saving America Edition
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"Captain America" delivers an all-American message about steroids, and liberal Hollywood conspires to destroy "Atlas Shrugged."
05/04/2011
04:05

Stephen Searches for Shared Bathroom Key
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Stephen urges viewers to donate to the Red Cross while he searches for the shared bathroom key under David Letterman's desk.
05/04/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
05/04/2011
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