The Colbert Report
Carefree Pre-9/11 World
Season 7 • 05/02/2011
President Obama releases his birth certificate and laughs a little too hard at a Bin Laden joke.
Sign Off - Off to the Royal WeddingThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen still doesn't have an invitation to the royal wedding, but he's going anyway.
Wade GrahamThe Colbert ReportS7
Wade Graham reveals what American gardens in closets with grow lights say about the culture.
Homeland Security Eliminates Color-Coded Terror Alert SystemThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen unclenches his sphincter when he realizes a government color chart no longer validates his paranoia.
Progressives United - Russ FeingoldThe Colbert ReportS7
Russ Feingold starts Progressives United to muzzle the voices of minority corporations in the political process.
Stephen Waits for His Royal Wedding Invitation in LondonThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen perfectly reproduces his set in London, complete with fog off the Thames, a Manchester United fan and an authentic cockney character.
Francis FukuyamaThe Colbert ReportS7
Francis Fukuyama believes Osama bin Laden's death weakens the argument for American troops staying in Afghanistan.
Relations With Pakistan - Richard HaassThe Colbert ReportS7
Richard Haass explains what Osama bin Laden's death means for America's relations with Pakistan.
Sign Off - Obama's Timer Runs OutThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen has given President Obama enough credit for Osama bin Laden's death.
Intro - 5/2/11The Colbert ReportS7
Questions remain about Obama's birth certificate, the royal wedding is a triumph, and "Fast Five" sets a record.
Long-Awaited "We Got Bin Laden" PartyThe Colbert ReportS7
As much as it pains Stephen to say it, Obama is the number one most Bin Laden killing president in American history.
Carefree Pre-9/11 WorldThe Colbert ReportS7
Before Osama bin Laden came along, it was possible to get on a plane with an adult-sized bottle of shampoo.
Intro - 5/3/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen covers new details in the hunt for Bin Laden, looks at soaring gas prices and talks to Rex Ryan for six minutes.
Sign Off - Special KissThe Colbert ReportS7
Before Stephen goes, he sends a special kiss for somebody out there.
Rex RyanThe Colbert ReportS7
It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football.
Osama bin Laden Is Still DeadThe Colbert ReportS7
The secret members of SEAL Team Six grab Osama bin Laden and his thumb drives.
Journalistic GrintegrityThe Colbert ReportS7
Fox News makes a breakthrough in the field of reporting grim news while being delighted it will hurt President Obama's approval rating.
Obama Takes Credit for Bin Laden's AssassinationThe Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama is so desperate for a bump in the polls that he takes the easy road of killing the world's most wanted man.
Terrorists: They're Just Like Us!The Colbert ReportS7
Reporters reveal all the juicy gossip about Osama bin Laden's lifestyle of glam on the lam.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Saving America EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
"Captain America" delivers an all-American message about steroids, and liberal Hollywood conspires to destroy "Atlas Shrugged."
Stephen Searches for Shared Bathroom KeyThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen urges viewers to donate to the Red Cross while he searches for the shared bathroom key under David Letterman's desk.
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