The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 08/12/2002

Deja Vu doesn't care about Assalot, they only care about money-a-lot.

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We Love Showbiz - Angelina Jolie

Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
08/08/2002
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George W. Bush's Health

The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
08/08/2002
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Headlines - P.I.N. Pricks

Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
08/08/2002
00:19

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Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels

A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
08/08/2002
02:09

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Turn Your Head and Crawford

President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
08/08/2002
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Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
08/08/2002
00:35

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Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories

Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
08/12/2002
03:46

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Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?

Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
08/12/2002
05:22

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Michael C. Hall

Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
08/12/2002
05:08

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Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the Movies

Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
08/12/2002
05:10

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Red Light Special

In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
08/12/2002
02:01

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This Just In - Chai Noon

The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
08/13/2002
00:13

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Moment of Zen - A Short War

Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
08:11

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Scott Ritter

It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
03:47

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Canadian Ass Candy

Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
03:09

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Headlines - Group Sects

The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
01:31

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Mark Your Calendar - August

Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
08/13/2002
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Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
08/14/2002
01:11

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Heat Wave

The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
08/14/2002
00:15

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Moment of Zen - Right Trend Direction

President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
08/14/2002
04:56

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Econ Artists

President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
08/14/2002
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