The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 08/12/2002

Deja Vu doesn't care about Assalot, they only care about money-a-lot.

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We Love Showbiz - Angelina Jolie
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
08/08/2002
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George W. Bush's Health
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The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
08/08/2002
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Headlines - P.I.N. Pricks
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Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
08/08/2002
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Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels
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A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
08/08/2002
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Turn Your Head and Crawford
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President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
08/08/2002
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Paul Rudd
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Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
08/08/2002
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Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
08/12/2002
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Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
08/12/2002
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Michael C. Hall
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Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
08/12/2002
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Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the Movies
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Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
08/12/2002
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Red Light Special
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In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
08/12/2002
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This Just In - Chai Noon
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The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
08/13/2002
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Moment of Zen - A Short War
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Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
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Scott Ritter
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It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
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Canadian Ass Candy
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Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
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Headlines - Group Sects
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The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
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Mark Your Calendar - August
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Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
08/13/2002
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Kevin Nealon
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Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
08/14/2002
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Heat Wave
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The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
08/14/2002
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Moment of Zen - Right Trend Direction
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President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
08/14/2002
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Econ Artists
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President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
08/14/2002
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