The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Red Light Special
Season 7 • 08/12/2002
Deja Vu doesn't care about Assalot, they only care about money-a-lot.
We Love Showbiz - Angelina JolieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
George W. Bush's HealthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
Headlines - P.I.N. PricksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
Moment of Zen - Turtle WheelsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
Turn Your Head and CrawfordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
Paul RuddThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the MemoriesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
Michael C. HallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the MoviesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
Red Light SpecialThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
This Just In - Chai NoonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
Moment of Zen - A Short WarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
Scott RitterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
Canadian Ass CandyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
Headlines - Group SectsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
Mark Your Calendar - AugustThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
Kevin NealonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
Heat WaveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
Moment of Zen - Right Trend DirectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
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