The Colbert Report

The Word - The Swede Hereafter

Season 5 • 02/26/2009

Let's copy the only Swedish model Stephen respects: the Vikings.

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00:12

Analog TV
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Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
02/25/2009
02:29

Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
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Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
02/25/2009
06:08

The Word - Ablacknophobia
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Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
02/25/2009
05:37

John Fetterman
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Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
02/25/2009
04:54

Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
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If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
02/25/2009
00:25

Intro - 2/25/09
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Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
02/25/2009
00:33

Intro - 2/26/09
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How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
02/26/2009
Interview
04:51

Kris Kristofferson
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Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
02/26/2009
03:05

Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
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Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
02/26/2009
02:50

Claire McCaskill's Twittering
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Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
02/26/2009
04:29

The Word - The Swede Hereafter
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Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
02/26/2009
01:01

Snow in the Studio
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Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
03/02/2009
04:27

Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
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Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
03/02/2009
04:55

David Byrne
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Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
03/02/2009
05:37

P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
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P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
03/02/2009
04:18

Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
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Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
03/03/2009
06:00

Mark Bittman
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Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
03/03/2009
00:14

The Murderer Was Derek
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For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
03/03/2009
02:27

Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen
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Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
03/03/2009
00:34

Intro - 3/3/09
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President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
03/03/2009
01:48

Guns for Roses
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Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
03/03/2009
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