The Colbert Report
Christmas Cram
Season 8 E 33 • 12/12/2011
Stephen decks The Colbert Report studio with a full Advent's worth of cheer.

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06:23
The Colbert ReportS8 E32
Jack Abramoff
Jack Abramoff describes the controversial activities he engaged in as a Washington lobbyist and discusses the corrupting influence of campaign contributions.
12/08/2011
05:55
The Colbert ReportS8 E32
Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants
Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria.
12/08/2011
00:05
The Colbert ReportS8 E32
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
12/08/2011
03:09
The Colbert ReportS8 E32
Rick Perry's Pro-Christmas Ad
Rick Perry thinks there's something wrong with America when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly celebrate Christmas.
12/08/2011
00:34
The Colbert ReportS8 E32
Intro - 12/8/11
An alternative to vaccines emerges, Rick Perry unveils another campaign ad, and notorious lobbyist Jack Abramoff's book examines Washington corruption.
12/08/2011
06:04
The Colbert ReportS8 E33
Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert
The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid.
12/12/2011
00:07
The Colbert ReportS8 E33
Sign Off - Merry Christmas
Stephen wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
12/12/2011
03:44
The Colbert ReportS8 E33
Norway's Butter Shortage
Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves.
12/12/2011
07:55
The Colbert ReportS8 E33
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson explores Martin Luther King Jr.'s tremendous personal sacrifice and the pressures and dangers he dealt with on a daily basis.
12/12/2011
00:36
The Colbert ReportS8 E33
Intro - 12/12/11
The dictionary might have a liberal bias, an international food crisis arises, and Samuel L. Jackson plays Martin Luther King Jr. on Broadway.
12/12/2011
02:21
The Colbert ReportS8 E33
Christmas Cram
Stephen decks The Colbert Report studio with a full Advent's worth of cheer.
12/12/2011
06:10
The Colbert ReportS8 E34
Mark Whitaker
Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states.
12/13/2011
00:35
The Colbert ReportS8 E34
Intro - 12/13/11
The Occupy movement faces another challenge, Stephen gets caught in a plagiarism scandal, and Mark Whitaker discusses his journalistic career.
12/13/2011
04:24
The Colbert ReportS8 E34
The Word - Let Them Buy Cake
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest.
12/13/2011
04:14
The Colbert ReportS8 E34
Anderson Cooper's Phallus Party Accusation
Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about.
12/13/2011
00:05
The Colbert ReportS8 E34
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
12/13/2011
04:54
The Colbert ReportS8 E34
Trump's Cancellation & Stephen's South Carolina Serious, Classy Re-Announcement
To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate.
12/13/2011
05:01
The Colbert ReportS8 E35
Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins
An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight.
12/14/2011
03:14
The Colbert ReportS8 E35
TV Hat
TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse.
12/14/2011
06:00
The Colbert ReportS8 E35
Ray Odierno
General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans.
12/14/2011
02:16
The Colbert ReportS8 E35
Christine O'Donnell's Endorsement
Christine O'Donnell likes that Mitt Romney's been consistent since he changed his mind.
12/14/2011
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