The Colbert Report
Nobel Prize Sweep
Season 2 E 125 • 10/04/2006
America has won all three Nobel Prizes awarded thus far and is getting ready to go for the sweep.
LuciferThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
Intro - 10/3/06The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
The Word - ExperienceThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
Drunk DialingThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
$20 Million Victory PartyThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
Mark Foley the RINOThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
Byron DorganThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
Intro - 10/4/06The Colbert ReportS2 E125
Tonight: TV cameras in the Supreme Court, the Nobel Prize Patrol coming to a scientist's door with a giant check and North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan's anti-outsourcing book.
Green Screen Challenge - D&DThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
With only a week left to go in the Green Screen Challenge, Stephen shows Brian Pope's D&D-themed entry about the death of Farynieth the 21st-level paladin.
The Word - Must-Not-See TVThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Sen. Arlen Specter has introduced a bill to put TV cameras in the Supreme Court. Some justices are against the bill, and they're right -- often far right.
Nobel Prize SweepThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Three Nobel Prizes have been awarded thus far and all three have gone to Americans. The USA is getting ready to go for the sweep.
Handling Sex ScandalsThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert.
Intro - 10/5/06The Colbert ReportS2 E126
Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
Starbucks Price HikeThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
Amy GoodmanThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
Better Know a District - Florida's 16th - Mark FoleyThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen better knows Florida's 16th district: famous for hurricanes, jai alai, the Burt Reynolds museum and Representative Mark Foley.
Maz JobraniThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
After a security check, Stephen welcomes actor Maz Jobrani, who will no longer audition for the role of a terrorist.
Behavioral ProfilingThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Security personnel have begun using behavioral profiling to identify suspicious individuals at airports. They won't say exactly what they're looking for, but Stephen will.
Stephen Greets Kim Jong-ilThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Stephen greets Kim Jong-il in Korean, which he's been learning since around 1:36 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
Intro - 10/9/06The Colbert ReportS2 E127
Making schools safer, North Korea's nuclear bomb test, an interview with Randy Newman, and why Stephen is like Wonder Woman.
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