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Lisa Hannigan
Season 5 E 33 • 03/09/2009
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
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05:28
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Steven Johnson
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
03/05/2009
00:26
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Intro - 3/5/09
The Obama administration goes after pundits. John King, set your magic screen to stun.
03/05/2009
04:44
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh doesn't care what the Constitution says, which is proof that he is the true leader of the Republican Party.
03/05/2009
07:50
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Market Psychology - Jim Cramer
Jim Cramer discusses the psychology of the open market with a backdrop of puppies and kittens.
03/05/2009
06:38
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
Representative Cynthia Lummis judges a selection of Stephen's meats.
03/09/2009
05:59
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
The Word - Locked and Loathed
Stephen longs for a day when gun owners no longer have to hide their relationships with their concealed weapons.
03/09/2009
00:42
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
Stephen asks Cynthia Lummis what Wyoming's black guy is like.
03/09/2009
00:27
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Intro - 3/9/09
If Stacy drugged Rex's drink, who is going to perform Felicia's brain surgery?
03/09/2009
00:08
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Sleep Tight, Abraham
Sleep tight, Abraham. You've got a big day tomorrow.
03/09/2009
01:32
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
New Baby Abraham Carter Grosz
Any script, teleplay or offspring generated by an employee of The Colbert Report is the intellectual property of Stephen Colbert.
03/09/2009
01:47
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Lisa Hannigan
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
03/09/2009
00:15
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Sick Three-Way
Stephen is an unwilling party to your sick three-way, and he'll see you in court.
03/10/2009
04:57
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Jay Keasling
Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.
03/10/2009
06:46
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Space Module: Colbert - William Gerstenmaier
Stephen asks William Gerstenmaier to commit to naming the space module "Colbert," if he wins the online vote.
03/10/2009
04:18
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Conservative Rap Battle - Droppin' Science on Michael Steele
Michael Steele may not have seen "8 Mile," but a key part of every rap battle is showing up to the rap battle.
03/10/2009
02:41
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Coffee-Induced Hallucinations
Stephen should have never bought M. Night Shyamalan coffee.
03/10/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Intro - 3/10/09
Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele is in trouble -- his punishment: being chairman of the Republican Party.
03/10/2009
06:06
The Colbert Report
S5 E35
The Word - Rand Illusion
Stephen wants to live on an island with the CEOs, hedge fund managers, House Republicans and TV pundits.
03/11/2009
00:12
The Colbert Report
S5 E35
Stephen's Encore
If you clap for 23.5 hours straight, Stephen will come back for an encore.
03/11/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5 E35
Intro - 3/11/09
Republicans turn to a classic novel for inspiration -- 'It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times.'
03/11/2009
06:46
The Colbert Report
S5 E35
Howard Fineman
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
03/11/2009
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