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Sign Off - No Man Is a Failure
Season 6 • 04/08/2010
No man is a failure who has friends, unless his friends are also failures.
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02:54
Tip/Wag - Hello Kitty Wine & Pig's Blood Filters
The Colbert Report
S6
Sanrio introduces Hello Kitty wine, and Rabbi Jeff Goldblum blesses a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
04/07/2010
05:23
Nailed 'Em - Fentimans Victorian Lemonade
The Colbert Report
S6
In Maine, selling Fentimans Victorian Lemonade to minors becomes a crime because it contains less than 0.5% alcohol.
04/07/2010
00:10
Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & Cigarettes
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen drinks Hello Kitty wine and smokes a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
04/07/2010
01:22
Tiki Barber Cheats on His Wife
The Colbert Report
S6
According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber and his wife have separated due to irreconcilable he's-banging- a-23-year-old.
04/07/2010
05:56
David Simon
The Colbert Report
S6
David Simon describes his new HBO show, "Treme," as "Glee," but with a few more black people.
04/07/2010
00:37
Intro - 4/8/10
The Colbert Report
S6
The Republicans consider firing Michael Steele, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new Earth program.
04/08/2010
03:09
Tiger's Nike Commercial
The Colbert Report
S6
Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods.
04/08/2010
07:07
Neil deGrasse Tyson
The Colbert Report
S6
Neil deGrasse Tyson says the manned space program is the force that inspires people to become scientists in the first place.
04/08/2010
04:13
The Final Final Frontier
The Colbert Report
S6
With the end of manned spaceflight, America has to ride on the hump in the back seat while the Russians take the wheel to space.
04/08/2010
04:53
The Word - Affirmative Inaction
The Colbert Report
S6
By giving the real power to a shadow RNC, the Republicans get to tiptoe around the firing of their first African-American chairman.
04/08/2010
00:13
Sign Off - No Man Is a Failure
The Colbert Report
S6
No man is a failure who has friends, unless his friends are also failures.
04/08/2010
03:27
Unpaid Internship Crackdown
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
04/12/2010
07:04
Julian Assange
The Colbert Report
S6
Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
04/12/2010
06:19
Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey Toobin
The Colbert Report
S6
Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement.
04/12/2010
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S6
That's it for The Report, everybody.
04/12/2010
03:17
WikiLeaks Military Video
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
04/12/2010
02:16
Dow Hits 11,000
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
04/13/2010
00:08
Sign Off - Cupcake Chicken Sandwich
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen makes a cupcake sandwich with two chicken patties.
04/13/2010
06:40
Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German Cupcakes
The Colbert Report
S6
Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
04/13/2010
05:00
The Word - The Lost Cause
The Colbert Report
S6
Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word.
04/13/2010
05:54
Jon Mooallem
The Colbert Report
S6
Jon Mooallem discusses the observations of same-sex activities in about 450 different species.
04/13/2010
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