The Colbert Report
Gun Control & Barn Orgies
Season 9 • 04/03/2013
Texas Republican Louie Gohmert implies that limiting large capacity magazines will cause bestiality.
The Colbert ReportS9 Florida's Bong Bill
Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
The Colbert ReportS9 We Are at War - North Korea
North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gay Marriage Fraud
The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jim McGreevey
The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
The Colbert ReportS9 We Are at War - North Korea - Victor Cha
Georgetown professor Dr. Victor Cha talks about his book, "The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future."
The Colbert ReportS9 A.C. Grayling
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Campaign Poster
Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
The Colbert ReportS9 RNC Young Voters Survey
The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
The Colbert ReportS9 "Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert Report
Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gun Control & Barn Orgies
Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
The Colbert ReportS9 Francis Collins
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's BRAIN Initiative
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/4/13
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pegasus Pipeline Spill
For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
The Colbert ReportS9 Koko & Jeremy Irons on Gay Marriage
Koko the talking gorilla conveys her sadness, and Jeremy Irons's anti-gay comments aren't offensive because he eventually wishes everybody well.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2
President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Colbert Galactic Initiative
Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
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