The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/27/08

Season 4 • 10/27/2008

John McCain demands to know the full extent of his relationship with Sarah Palin.

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Jonathan Alter

Jonathan Alter explains Barack Obama wants to redraw the social contract the way FDR did.
10/23/2008
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The Palins in People Magazine

People Magazine does its best retouching work on Sarah Palin since they made Clay Aiken's make-up look like skin.
10/23/2008
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Difference Makers - The National Hummer Club

The Hummer is in danger, but one patriotic group is working to save our chariot of freedom.
10/23/2008
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ThreatDown - Who's Nailin' Paylin

There's a Sarah Palin look-alike who rides more than snow machines.
10/23/2008
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A Short Goodbye

Stephen says good night.
10/23/2008
00:30

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Intro - 10/23/08

Who's threatening our jobs? Wait, people still have jobs?
10/23/2008
03:57

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McCain Guarantees Victory

John McCain has Barack Obama right where he wants him -- 10 to 15 points ahead with a huge African-American turnout.
10/27/2008
05:14

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Yo-Yo Ma

Yo-Yo Ma talks about his collaboration with friends.
10/27/2008
02:34

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Mark Ciptak

Mark Ciptak names his newborn baby daughter Sarah McCain Palin behind his wife's back.
10/27/2008
05:12

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The Word - It's Alive!

Conservative intellectuals are the hunks of dead flesh sown into the walking corpse of the Republican Party.
10/27/2008
00:40

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Intro - 10/27/08

Dissent within the Republican Party -- John McCain demands to know the full extent of his relationship with Sarah Palin.
10/27/2008
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Sherman Alexie

Sherman Alexie believes John McCain has been great for Native Americans, but he's bad for the country.
10/28/2008
03:47

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Ted Stevens Is Found Guilty

Throw the book at Ted Stevens -- he has what it takes to be pardoned by President Bush.
10/28/2008
03:39

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Canton, Ohio

Now that Barack Obama has made Canton, Ohio important to his campaign, Stephen is forced to find it crappy.
10/28/2008
00:10

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Tickets to Canada

With only six days left until the election, liberals shouldn't forget to buy their tickets to Canada.
10/28/2008
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Intro - 10/28/08

Senator Ted Stevens is convicted by a jury of his peers. Wow, they found 12 corrupt senators?
10/28/2008
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Socialist Candidate for President - Brian Moore

Brian Moore says Barack Obama is the furthest thing from a socialist candidate.
10/28/2008
03:19

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Obama the Socialist

Before Barack Obama is sworn in, lick everything you own so it won't get taken.
10/28/2008
00:36

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Colbert Completists

Tonight's episode is 4140, but the ending line was originally written for episode 4127.
10/29/2008
03:11

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John McCain's Big Prank

Stephen finally understands why the entire McCain campaign has seemed like a flaming bag of dog poop dropped on America's doorstep.
10/29/2008
03:23

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Was It Really That Bad? - The Great Depression

Historians admit that, while it was a depression, it was also great.
10/29/2008
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