Crank Yankers
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies
02/16/2005
Spoonie Luv encourages a video store owner to buy some of his explicit home movies.
01:55
Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"
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Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
01/26/2005
02:36
Jeff's Motivational Reservations
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While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
01/26/2005
03:29
Jammer Knight Books a Gig
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Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
02/02/2005
03:03
The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson
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The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
02/02/2005
02:53
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's
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Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
02/02/2005
02:34
Katie Learns Something New
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A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
02/09/2005
03:42
The Truth Is Looking for Work
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Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
02/09/2005
03:38
Niles the Godfather
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A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
02/09/2005
02:46
Joe Needs to Pick Something Up
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After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
02/16/2005
01:03
Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem
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After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
02/16/2005
02:55
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies
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Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
02/16/2005
02:39
Elmer's Pacemaker
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After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
02/23/2005
02:15
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough Syrup
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A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
02/23/2005
02:23
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice Coach
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Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
02/23/2005
02:25
Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of Monuments
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Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
03/02/2005
02:47
Elmer Needs an Assistant
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Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
03/02/2005
02:59
Spoonie Plans a Night Out
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Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
03/02/2005
01:56
Doughnuts for Special Ed
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Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
03/09/2005
02:23
Jack Needs a House Sitter
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A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
03/09/2005
00:54
Mister Moustache Strikes Again
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Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
03/09/2005
03:42
The Truth Recruits Senior Citizens
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Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
09/27/2019
00:28
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South Park
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
01:00
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short Treks
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
01:22
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022