The Colbert Report
"Friends of Hamas" Rumor
Season 9 • 02/21/2013
Breitbart.com accuses Senator Chuck Hagel of taking money from a fake terrorist group.
Colbert Platinum - Huayra Sports Car, Phil Mickelson & Belle IsleThe Colbert ReportS9
The super rich acquire $1.2 million cup holders, Phil Mickelson takes drastic action against tax hikes, and Rod Lockwood plans to buy an island from Detroit.
U.K. Horse Meat ScandalThe Colbert ReportS9
Everyone in Europe worries that they may be biting down on horse instead of their usual delicacy of pickled sheep brain.
Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption - Alexi LalasThe Colbert ReportS9
The former U.S. team member discusses the World Cup, American soccer and large-scale game fixing in Europe and Asia.
Norway's "National Firewood Night"The Colbert ReportS9
Nearly 20% of the Norwegian population tunes in to a 12-hour program on chopping and burning wood.
David GoldhillThe Colbert ReportS9
The Game Show Network CEO shares his book, "Catastrophic Care: How American Health Care Killed My Father -- and How We Can Fix It."
Sport Report - International Soccer CorruptionThe Colbert ReportS9
Match-fixing mobsters pay off referees and players in over 680 games, but a goalkeeper proves that no one man can be more corrupt than soccer can be boring.
Corporate Twitter HacksThe Colbert ReportS9
Burger King gains more Twitter followers during a hack attack, and Viacom increases brand awareness with a Millennial marketing hoax.
Lil BuckThe Colbert ReportS9
Lil Buck describes a Memphis street dance called jookin and teaches Stephen the beginner bug jump.
GEO Group StadiumThe Colbert ReportS9
One of the nation's largest operators of for-profit prisons sponsors a sports stadium, but naysayers are in a snit over the group's mistreatment of inmates.
"Friends of Hamas" RumorThe Colbert ReportS9
Republicans demand the withdrawal of Chuck Hagel's Defense Secretary nomination after being tied to a suspicious, nonexistent organization.
Popewatch 2013 - Vatican Sex PartiesThe Colbert ReportS9
Media jackals take advantage of Pope Benedict's exit by spreading rumors about a secret network of gay priests and male prostitutes.
Simon GarfieldThe Colbert ReportS9
Simon Garfield talks about Christopher Columbus' map fiasco and the biggest badass in the history of mapmaking, Claudius Ptolemy.
The Word - Silent but DeadlyThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama wants the Centers for Disease Control to study guns again, so America faces its old enemy from the 90s: any actual knowledge about guns.
Intro - 2/25/13The Colbert ReportS9
The Vatican sorts out a scandal, America reduces its number of guns, and Simon Garfield discusses his book about world maps.
Drone Ducking TipsThe Colbert ReportS9
The Obama administration continues its extrajudicial robo-assassin spree, so Al Qaeda circulates pointers on how to dodge drone strikes.
Michio KakuThe Colbert ReportS9
"Physics of the Future" author Michio Kaku talks about the Apophis asteroid, set to skim by Earth in 2029 and possibly hit in 2036.
Popewatch Indeschism 2013 - One Pope over the LineThe Colbert ReportS9
After he retires, Pope Benedict XVI will answer to "pope emeritus," wear white papal robes and live in the Vatican alongside the new pope.
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