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"Friends of Hamas" Rumor
Season 9 • 02/21/2013
Breitbart.com accuses Senator Chuck Hagel of taking money from a fake terrorist group.
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07:42
Colbert Platinum - Huayra Sports Car, Phil Mickelson & Belle Isle
The Colbert Report
S9
The super rich acquire $1.2 million cup holders, Phil Mickelson takes drastic action against tax hikes, and Rod Lockwood plans to buy an island from Detroit.
02/19/2013
03:40
U.K. Horse Meat Scandal
The Colbert Report
S9
Everyone in Europe worries that they may be biting down on horse instead of their usual delicacy of pickled sheep brain.
02/20/2013
03:31
Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption - Alexi Lalas
The Colbert Report
S9
The former U.S. team member discusses the World Cup, American soccer and large-scale game fixing in Europe and Asia.
02/20/2013
04:03
Norway's "National Firewood Night"
The Colbert Report
S9
Nearly 20% of the Norwegian population tunes in to a 12-hour program on chopping and burning wood.
02/20/2013
05:57
David Goldhill
The Colbert Report
S9
The Game Show Network CEO shares his book, "Catastrophic Care: How American Health Care Killed My Father -- and How We Can Fix It."
02/20/2013
03:39
Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption
The Colbert Report
S9
Match-fixing mobsters pay off referees and players in over 680 games, but a goalkeeper proves that no one man can be more corrupt than soccer can be boring.
02/20/2013
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen blows a kiss goodnight.
02/20/2013
05:01
Corporate Twitter Hacks
The Colbert Report
S9
Burger King gains more Twitter followers during a hack attack, and Viacom increases brand awareness with a Millennial marketing hoax.
02/21/2013
04:52
Lil Buck
The Colbert Report
S9
Lil Buck describes a Memphis street dance called jookin and teaches Stephen the beginner bug jump.
02/21/2013
03:03
GEO Group Stadium
The Colbert Report
S9
One of the nation's largest operators of for-profit prisons sponsors a sports stadium, but naysayers are in a snit over the group's mistreatment of inmates.
02/21/2013
04:23
"Friends of Hamas" Rumor
The Colbert Report
S9
Republicans demand the withdrawal of Chuck Hagel's Defense Secretary nomination after being tied to a suspicious, nonexistent organization.
02/21/2013
03:54
Popewatch 2013 - Vatican Sex Parties
The Colbert Report
S9
Media jackals take advantage of Pope Benedict's exit by spreading rumors about a secret network of gay priests and male prostitutes.
02/25/2013
05:37
Simon Garfield
The Colbert Report
S9
Simon Garfield talks about Christopher Columbus' map fiasco and the biggest badass in the history of mapmaking, Claudius Ptolemy.
02/25/2013
06:38
The Word - Silent but Deadly
The Colbert Report
S9
President Obama wants the Centers for Disease Control to study guns again, so America faces its old enemy from the 90s: any actual knowledge about guns.
02/25/2013
00:34
Intro - 2/25/13
The Colbert Report
S9
The Vatican sorts out a scandal, America reduces its number of guns, and Simon Garfield discusses his book about world maps.
02/25/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
02/25/2013
04:20
Drone Ducking Tips
The Colbert Report
S9
The Obama administration continues its extrajudicial robo-assassin spree, so Al Qaeda circulates pointers on how to dodge drone strikes.
02/26/2013
05:54
Michio Kaku
The Colbert Report
S9
"Physics of the Future" author Michio Kaku talks about the Apophis asteroid, set to skim by Earth in 2029 and possibly hit in 2036.
02/26/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen zooms out of his chair.
02/26/2013
04:14
Popewatch Indeschism 2013 - One Pope over the Line
The Colbert Report
S9
After he retires, Pope Benedict XVI will answer to "pope emeritus," wear white papal robes and live in the Vatican alongside the new pope.
02/26/2013
05:42
Battleground Texas - Jeremy Bird
The Colbert Report
S9
Jeremy Bird describes his Texas initiative to get African Americans, Hispanics, women and young people out to the polls.
02/26/2013
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