The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Do Chicks Dig Assholes?
Season 8 • 04/20/2004
It's good to know that the children are the future, God help us all.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Fresh Outrage
Israel whips up a batch of fresh outrage in Palestine by killing Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Bush Surprise
President Bush keeps the new leaders of Iraq a surprise.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Melissa Etheridge
Melissa Etheridge expresses an optimistic opinion that she'll be able to have a costly marriage recognized by her country very soon.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Middle East in Crisis
Stephen Colbert recounts the cycle of assassinations and threatened reprisals happening in the Middle East.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Kill Drill
Samantha Bee travels to New Mexico, where environmentalist hunters and environmentalist gas companies duke it out to see who gets to kill the animals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mark Ruffalo
Mark Ruffalo once got into a fight with a teamster on a film set, after he asked for water too many times.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Namaste
Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Book Stops Here
Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Cross Promotion
Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Plan of Attack
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Do Chicks Dig Assholes?
An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Premature Evacuation
Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Friends Finale
It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Comfortably Dumb
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Rocket Man
A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Vet Offensive
John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 John Gibson
John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Ruthless Enemy
President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Indictable Boy
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
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