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Good News About Terror
Season 2 • 06/08/2006
The death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi means good news for the war on terror.
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01:13
Balrog
The Colbert Report
S2
CNN confuses Satan with the Balrog from Lord of the Rings.
06/07/2006
06:32
Steve Squyres
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.
06/07/2006
03:41
The Word - Big Deal
The Colbert Report
S2
Al Gore's movie is the highest-grossing PowerPoint presentation in history.
06/07/2006
02:53
Search for a New Black Friend - First Submissions
The Colbert Report
S2
The e-mail responses to Stephen's search for a new black friend have been whelming.
06/07/2006
00:34
Intro - 6/7/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses Mars with Steve Squyres and the U.S. offers nuclear technology to Iran.
06/07/2006
06:10
Better Know a District - Texas' 22nd - Tom DeLay
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen describes an exquisitely gerrymandered district and gets an exclusive fake interview with Tom DeLay.
06/08/2006
00:32
Intro - 6/8/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In this episode, World Cup fever, Tom DeLay's last day in Congress and a visit with author Steven Johnson.
06/08/2006
05:25
Steve Johnson
The Colbert Report
S2
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
06/08/2006
01:18
Honorary Doctor
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen received an honorary doctorate from Knox College after performing a commencement speech there.
06/08/2006
03:48
The Word - Goooooaaaaaal!
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen explains why it would be in America's best interest to ignore the World Cup.
06/08/2006
02:42
Good News About Terror
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen announces that women over 40 are now more likely to get married than get killed in a terrorist attack.
06/08/2006
00:10
A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening Almanac
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen offers a tip from his very own gardening almanac.
06/12/2006
02:48
On Notice - Mort Zuckerman
The Colbert Report
S2
Following a poorly researched fax transmission, Stephen Colbert puts U.S. News & World Report editor Mort Zuckerman On Notice.
06/12/2006
00:31
Intro - 6/12/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
06/12/2006
03:44
The Word - Tom DeLay's Farewell Address
The Colbert Report
S2
Rather than take away from his eloquent speech, Stephen gives you Tom DeLay's speech as The Word.
06/12/2006
04:24
Tip/Wag - College Students
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain.
06/12/2006
00:59
Tony Awards
The Colbert Report
S2
The Tony Awards provide an easy way for Stephen to examine the homosexual threat.
06/12/2006
06:11
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
The Colbert Report
S2
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
06/12/2006
03:48
The Word - Great F***ing Idea
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen loves the idea of raising fines for broadcast indecency so much that he wants to be the first one to pay.
06/13/2006
03:10
Stephen Jr. Update
The Colbert Report
S2
With video footage provided by the San Francisco Zoo, Stephen watches his young eagle son grow up.
06/13/2006
03:44
NSA Wiretapping
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen invites anyone to call him for just 50 cents a minute to show they're in good, patriotic company.
06/13/2006
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