The Colbert Report

Juan Cole

Season 5 • 03/18/2009

Juan Cole emphasizes the importance of starting a dialogue with the Muslim world.

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Shout Out - The Colbert Report Overseas

The Colbert Report is definitely going to visit our troops sometime in the near or distant future -- or past.
03/17/2009
00:32

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 3/17/09

How will the wealthy weather the economic crisis? Easy, they have weather-control machines.
03/17/2009
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World of Nahlej - Shmeat

PETA funds a scientist developing meat from tissue culture.
03/17/2009
05:51

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David Grann

David Grann follows the footsteps of an explorer searching for a lost civilization.
03/17/2009
04:20

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Colbert Aluminum - Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth

Cigars get shorter, the British elite act poor, and Tim Blixseth sells his private island.
03/17/2009
07:10

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Keeping Our Heads

Stephen propses that CEOs be stripped naked and locked together in a Thunderdome scenario with screaming taxpayer spectators.
03/18/2009
00:31

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 3/18/09

Scientists dig up something unexpected, and no, it's not a social life.
03/18/2009
03:36

The Colbert ReportS5
Tip/Wag - Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy

Mississippi ends child selling, talk shows move to Connecticut, and the SciFi Channel changes its name.
03/18/2009
00:11

The Colbert ReportS5
Sam's Club Time

That's it for time until Stephen runs to Sam's Club and picks up some more.
03/18/2009
01:24

The Colbert ReportS5
Predator X Discovery

Jesus buried the bones of Predator X under the ocean 6,000 years ago to test our faith.
03/18/2009
06:50

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Juan Cole

Juan Cole doesn't advocate a soft approach, but he wants to take the Muslim world's views into account.
03/18/2009
03:17

The Colbert ReportS5
Bill Posey Alligator Rumors

Stephen demands a DNA test to determine whether Congressman Bill Posey is part alligator.
03/19/2009
03:42

The Colbert ReportS5
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Chimps, Lizards & Spiders

A chimp throws rocks at Swedes, male lizards imitate females, and spiders perform miracles.
03/19/2009
00:36

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 3/19/09

A new bill would require presidential candidates to produce birth records. Mitt Romney, you can just show your serial number.
03/19/2009
05:45

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John McCardell

John McCardell believes the current drinking age law drives alcohol consumption out of public view, putting young people at greater risk.
03/19/2009
06:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele's Response

In accordance with hip-hop's longstanding fairness doctrine, Stephen presents Michael Steele's rap response, remixed on behalf of Michael Steele.
03/19/2009
00:23

The Colbert ReportS5
Space Module: Colbert - Vote Now

Don't forget to vote for NASA's space node to be named after Stephen.
03/19/2009
00:37

The Colbert ReportS5
Exclusive - Stephen's Vetting Process Pt. 1

Stephen says his relationship to his audience is like a father to a child...if the father is very, very needy.
03/24/2009
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Exclusive - Stephen's Vetting Process Pt. 2

Stephen has to answer for some things he wrote in "I am America (and So Can You!)."
03/25/2009
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Derrick Pitts

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03/30/2009
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Space Module: Colbert - Democracy in Orbit

Representative Chaka Fattah insists that Stephen won the NASA node-naming contest fair and square.
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