The Colbert Report

Supreme Court Justice Sweetness

Season 6 • 06/29/2010

President Obama must nominate Sweetness to be the next justice of the Supreme Court.

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06:33

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Rolling Stone Article on McChrystal - Michael Hastings

Michael Hastings explains why he wrote the Rolling Stone article that eventually got General Stanley McChrystal fired.
06/28/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
06/28/2010
05:23

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Doomsday Bunkers

Prescott Group spares you the bunker chaos above while providing amenities like corridors, handguns and an attentive zombie staff.
06/28/2010
06:09

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John Waters

John Waters acted out an airplane crash for first graders, and then gave them rat skeletons.
06/28/2010
01:35

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Robert C. Byrd Dies at 92

If Robert Byrd can be snatched away from us in the blink of an eon, isn't it a sobering reminder of our own mortality?
06/28/2010
05:28

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Julian Castro

Julian Castro believes Arizona's immigration law comes from legitimate frustration, but the legislation goes overboard.
06/29/2010
08:44

The Colbert ReportS6
Basketcase - Stephie's Knicks Hoop-De-Doo Pt. 1

Stephen asks Coach Mike D'Antoni what it takes to be a Knicks player, besides athletic ability, conditioning, youth and teamwork.
06/29/2010
03:17

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Lube Job

Planet BP reporters bring you all the news that's fit to underestimate by 50,000 barrels.
06/29/2010
00:36

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Intro - 6/29/10

BP puts a positive spin on the oil spill, LeBron James becomes a "free" agent, and Stephen interviews Mayor Julian Castro.
06/29/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Sweetness

Stephen says goodnight with Sweetness.
06/29/2010
01:54

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Supreme Court Justice Sweetness

To protect the Second Amendment, President Obama must nominate Stephen's gun, Sweetness, as the next Supreme Court justice.
06/29/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/30/2010
04:54

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Nicholas Carr

Nicholas Carr says the Internet short-circuits our mental processes by constantly bombarding us with information.
06/30/2010
03:53

The Colbert ReportS6
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1

Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks.
06/30/2010
05:08

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Cold War Update - North Korea & Russian Spies

North Korea demands reparations from the US, and the FBI arrests 10 Russian spies raising families in the suburbs.
06/30/2010
03:09

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Tangelo-American John Boehner

John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
07/01/2010
05:06

The Colbert ReportS6
ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOP

Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
07/01/2010
00:26

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Intro - 7/1/10

Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
07/01/2010
02:12

The Colbert ReportS6
Al Qaeda Starts Inspire Magazine

Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
07/01/2010
00:44

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
07/01/2010
07:12

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Manny Howard

Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
07/01/2010
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