The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

America The Bountiful

Season 8 • 03/18/2004

Samantha Bee reports on the dieticians' subversive plan to weaken this great country.

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03:54

Fake News Controversy
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Rob Corddry believes that compared to the White House, "The Daily Show" is a pathetic fake news show
03/17/2004
05:20

Headlines - Medicine Brawl
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The new Medicare bill is so good, the guy in charge of it can't say anything nice about it without a teleprompter.
03/17/2004
01:17

Colbert Report - Preview
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On the next "Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert gives it good to some guy, plus he'll read portions of his new book, "Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have Any Balls."
03/17/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Fake Medicare News
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A piece of government-issued fake news footage touts the new Medicare plan as a way to make health care more affordable.
03/17/2004
00:49

Intro - Krispy Kreme
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Even though Jon's lived in New York for twenty years, he only knows where some of the Krispy Kreme donut shops are.
03/18/2004
02:14

The Chub Group
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Eating too much food will soon surpass smoking as the number one preventable cause of death.
03/18/2004
00:14

Moment of Zen - Hotel Bomb
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Dick Cheney says the world is safe, while footage from Iraq shows the aftermath of a hotel bomb attack.
03/18/2004
04:28

Ethan Hawke
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Jon has money on whether or not Ethan Hawke dies in his latest film.
03/18/2004
04:05

American Grandstand
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There's only one false connection in the Iraq resolution that would make the Congress debate offensive.
03/18/2004
03:01

Headlines - Ironic Violence
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Ironic violence isn't about to stop Dick Cheney from explaining how we'd all be speaking German if John Kerry were in charge.
03/18/2004
03:58

America The Bountiful
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Samantha Bee looks at the businesses that will suffer if America slims down, like the oversized coffin industry and American Elastics Amalgamated.
03/18/2004
04:02

Headlines - Error Alert
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Richard Clarke, former chief of the U.S.'s counterterrorism group, alleges that the Bush administration grossly mismanaged the war on terror.
03/22/2004
00:54

Intro - The Passion of the Christ
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"The Passion of the Christ" is knocked out of the box office number one spot by "Dawn of the Dead."
03/22/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Activists on Big Ben
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Anti-war activists climb Big Ben to protest the war in Iraq.
03/22/2004
02:43

Digital Watch - HD TV
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Ed Helms tells us what the BFD is about HD TV.
03/22/2004
02:26

Headlines - March Madness
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People around the world celebrate the anniversary of the start of the Iraq war by protesting it.
03/22/2004
05:36

Wynton Marsalis
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Wynton Marsalis explains that jazz musicians just hate everybody.
03/22/2004
00:58

Great Moments in Punditry - Carlson and Carville
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Children read from a transcript of James Carville and Tucker Carlson going at it on "Crossfire."
03/22/2004
02:30

Headlines - Frosty
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At a critical juncture in the campaign, presidential candidate John Kerry goes snowboarding.
03/22/2004
03:23

Tom Hanks Pt. 2
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Tom Hanks doesn't have to clean up to come on the show, but he does and Jon respects that.
03/23/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Two of a Kind
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Condoleezza Rice and Scott McClellan mimic each other word for word.
03/23/2004
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