The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/8/07
Season 3 • 02/08/2007
Are we ready for a black president? They said Forest Whitaker would never be the king of Scotland.
Tek Jansen - From the FutureThe Colbert ReportS3
Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
Steven PinkerThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
Intro - 2/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker.
California Values WatchThe Colbert ReportS3
If Loretta Sanchez's sister Linda is Nicky Hilton, Loretta is Paris.
The Word - SilenceThe Colbert ReportS3
America's enemies hang on every word that passes through the Senate. That's why it's important for senators to say nothing.
Stephen for President - A SignThe Colbert ReportS3
In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
Chris HedgesThe Colbert ReportS3
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch TrialsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
Space MadnessThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen defends Lisa Nowak, not so much for confronting her romantic rival, but for wearing a diaper -- plenty of busy professionals, like Bill Gates, wear diapers.
Debra DickersonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
Intro - 2/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
Tip/Wag - John HowardThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
Intro - 2/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
Michael OppenheimerThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Amitabh BachchanThe Colbert ReportS3
This week's Alpha Dog is Bollywood film star Amitabh Bachchan, who survived a camel kick to the head due to an indestructible turban.
The Word - InappropriateThe Colbert ReportS3
An investigator called Douglas Feith's manipulation of intelligence "inappropriate." Stephen thinks that's a compliment.
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Eight-Child PolicyThe Colbert ReportS3
China is on the rise, and to maintain supremacy, America's going to have to breed like Mormon squirrels.
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the PulseThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs, games, families and bootleg DVDs.
Sheryl WuDunnThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
The Word - Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - FrenemyThe Colbert ReportS3
China is surpassing us everywhere, including in coal consumption, military personnel and executions -- because Texas can't do it alone.
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