The Colbert Report
Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs
Season 7 • 09/27/2011
NASCAR deploys sheep to keep infield grass short, and the NFL disarms spectators.
Ignoring Global WarmingThe Colbert ReportS7
In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'BrienThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
The Word - I Think, Therefore I BrandThe Colbert ReportS7
Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with RadioheadThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
RadioheadThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
Intro - 9/26/11The Colbert ReportS7
Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
Sign Off - Beer From the BeerkenstocksThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary DateThe Colbert ReportS7
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
Melinda GatesThe Colbert ReportS7
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.orgThe Colbert ReportS7
For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-DownsThe Colbert ReportS7
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
George Clooney's Villa PartiesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
The Word - Labor ChainsThe Colbert ReportS7
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
Sign Off - Reading & Shofar PlayingThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
Ken BurnsThe Colbert ReportS7
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
Atone Phone - John Lithgow CallsThe Colbert ReportS7
John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play.
Intro - 9/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
America cracks down on immigration, Jews celebrate Rosh Hashanah, and Ken Burns discusses his documentary series on Prohibition.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - The Donating GameThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen needs billionaire donations because he blew a lot of Colbert Nation's Super PAC cash hiring Oscar winner Kevin Kline.
Mark CubanThe Colbert ReportS7
Entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinks that billionaires are nice people, but that people think of them as checkbooks.
Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove's SecretsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen thanks some of the more diverse heroes and turns to Ham Rove for the scoop on American Crossroads' drastically improved fundraising strategy.
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