The Colbert Report
Obama's Failed Second Term
Season 9 • 01/10/2013
White males attack Obama's lack of Cabinet diversity, and Jack Lew takes over as Treasury Secretary.
Intro - 1/8/13The Colbert ReportS9
Science finds the key to a long, healthy life, "Zero Dark Thirty" stirs up controversy, and NFL punter Chris Kluwe discusses gay rights advocacy.
Neil ShubinThe Colbert ReportS9
The biological scientist shares his book, "The Universe Within: Discovering the Common History of Rocks, Planets, and People."
Gun Control BacklashThe Colbert ReportS9
Schools work armed officers into their prom themes, and former NRA President Marion Hammer knows that outlawing assault weapons is just another form of discrimination.
Intro - 1/9/13The Colbert ReportS9
America considers gun control, a troubling food addiction surfaces, and paleontologist Neil Shubin finds the missing link between sea and land creatures.
Idaho's Walled & Armed CommunityThe Colbert ReportS9
An exciting real estate opportunity boasts family shooting ranges, a firearms factory and safety from federal thugs.
Sign Off - McGnaw the Gluten-Free BeaverThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen says goodnight and gnaws on McGnaw's piece of wood.
Thought for Food - Wheat AddictionsThe Colbert ReportS9
America gets hooked on a new substance that's just as addictive as crack: a loaf of bread.
Roadside Sofa BoningThe Colbert ReportS9
A 46-year-old man is arrested for having sex with a couch, so public schools start teaching safe sex with plastic slipcovers.
Benjamin GibbardThe Colbert ReportS9
The lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie discusses his relatively universal solo album, "Former Lives."
Tip/Wag - HAPIfork & Kevin GarnettThe Colbert ReportS9
A consumer technology keeps people from consuming, and Kevin Garnett dishes out some Hefty brand trash talk.
Obama's Failed Second TermThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama is turning out the way white males wanted him to, and Jack Lew's sloppy signature will make America's currency a laughingstock.
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Guns as Civil Rights VictimsThe Colbert ReportS9
Martin Luther King, Jr. understood that the root of all oppression is lack of firepower while Ted Nugent has long been an inspiration for the civil rights movement.
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Silver Bullets & Video GamesThe Colbert ReportS9
Vice President Joe Biden prepares his recommendations for gun control, while video games, along with Oscar nominees like "Lincoln," glamorize gun violence.
Sign Off - Pocketbook ConstitutionThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads up on the U.S. Constitution.
Piers MorganThe Colbert ReportS9
Piers Morgan, who comes from a place without the Second Amendment, quietly points out England's low gun murder rates.
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Piers Morgan & James YeagerThe Colbert ReportS9
British journalist Piers Morgan drives on the wrong side of the barrel, and Tactical Response CEO James Yeager protests Obama's upcoming gun grab.
Vitaminwater Advertising LawsuitThe Colbert ReportS9
What consumer would reasonably think Vitaminwater is healthy just because their labels say it supports immune system health and reduces the risk of chronic disease?
Monkey on the Lam - Macaque Attack - 1,381 Days of Simian Terror in TampaThe Colbert ReportS9
When sightings of a hairy humanoid cat-like squirrel beast continued to pile up, Tampa officials knew it was time to call in The Monkey Hunters.
Intro - 1/15/13The Colbert ReportS9
Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
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