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Pope Francis on Baptizing Martians

Season 10 • 05/14/2014

The pope argues that even Martians should be welcomed into the Catholic Church.

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Pope Francis's Crusade Against Capitalism
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Pope Francis's anti-capitalist message leads pundits to debate whether he is a socialist.
05/13/2014
02:29

#BringBackOurGirls
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Twitter activists spark a worldwide movement to rescue hundreds of kidnapped schoolgirls in Nigeria, and conservative critics dismiss the effort as meaningless.
05/13/2014
03:37

The Black Keys
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The Black Keys discuss Stephen's prostate and the power of Jerry Garcia.
05/13/2014
03:11

Koch Brothers vs. The Columbus Zoo
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The billionaire Koch brothers launch an ad encouraging Ohio voters to reject funding for the Columbus Zoo.
05/13/2014
00:19

Sign Off - Sisters United Bags
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Stephen spreads the word about Sisters United handbags, made by rescued girls at the St. Monica's Girls School in Uganda.
05/13/2014
03:54

#BringBackOurGirls - Rosemary Nyirumbe
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Humanitarian activist Sister Rosemary Nyirumbe discusses the kidnappings in Nigeria and weighs in on the effectiveness of hashtag activism.
05/13/2014
00:35

Intro - 5/14/14
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Climate change takes a shocking turn, Amazon gets an upgrade, and Keri Russell chats about her role in FX's "The Americans."
05/14/2014
05:53

The Word - F**k It
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Scientists warn that catastrophic climate change has become inevitable and irreversible, which means that Americans are free to relax and do nothing.
05/14/2014
06:18

Keri Russell
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Keri Russell discusses her complex role in FX's "The Americans," a drama about two Russian spies living in America in the 1980s.
05/14/2014
04:23

Amazon's Audacious Photography Patent
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Amazon elevates the patent game to an art form by claiming ownership of an extremely common photography technique.
05/14/2014
03:01

Pope Francis on Baptizing Martians
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Pope Francis takes inclusiveness to a new level by claiming that he would gladly baptize an alien from Mars.
05/14/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Mirror
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Stephen spends some quality time with himself.
05/15/2014
05:44

Karl Rove on Hillary Clinton's Health
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Karl Rove suggests that Hillary Clinton might not be suitable for the presidency due to old age and possible brain damage.
05/15/2014
03:52

Morality Lessons for Robots
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The military funds research into developing robots capable of moral reasoning.
05/15/2014
05:35

Thomas Friedman
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Thomas Friedman discusses ways to minimize the effects of global warming and shares a clip from the documentary "Years of Living Dangerously."
05/15/2014
05:38

Vladimir Putin's Space Station Ban
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Vladimir Putin responds to Ukraine sanctions by declaring that Russia will not help launch Americans into space past 2020.
05/15/2014
00:35

Intro - 5/19/14
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College debt reaches alarming levels, science and sexism collide, and liberals love Elizabeth Warren.
05/19/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/19/2014
04:01

Co-Ed Lab Rats
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Scientists discover that the tradition of testing medicine exclusively on male subjects can lead to negative side effects for women.
05/19/2014
03:27

Colbert Report Consumer Alert - Jerky Blaster
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A retailer announces the recall of 600 electronic beef jerky guns, which is a huge loss for the jerking community.
05/19/2014
05:22

Elizabeth Warren vs. Wall Street
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Senator Elizabeth Warren's crusade against consumer fraud threatens to take the high-risk adventure out of banking.
05/19/2014
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