The Colbert Report
Countdown to Government Shutdown
Season 7 • 04/11/2011
Stephen was ready to toast the government shutdown with a champagne flute of lead paint.
My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen practices proper protocol for meeting the queen with Hugo Vickers and an inflatable doll fresh out of the package.
Intro - 4/7/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks at controversy over the Koran, gets ready for the royal wedding and talks to Jeff Greenfield about alternative histories.
Jeff GreenfieldThe Colbert ReportS7
Jeff Greenfield writes alternate American histories to prove that the flip of a coin can produce powerful political results.
The Koran's Best Day EverThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen wants to heal the division between Christianity and Islam by showing the Koran the best day ever.
My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 3The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen gets fitted for a suit at Brooks Brothers before he heads to Westminster Abbey for the wedding of the millennium.
Pap Smears at WalgreensThe Colbert ReportS7
Obama celebrates at the Lincoln Memorial, Jon Kyl rounds up abortion statistics to the nearest 90, and "Fox & Friends" explains why there's no need for Planned Parenthood.
Sign Off - Champagne Flute of Lead PaintThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with a champagne flute of lead paint.
Thought for Food - Chocolate Air, Denny's & Bacon CologneThe Colbert ReportS7
Candy makers put air in their chocolate bars, Denny's celebrates fried pork, and a new fragrance combines essential oils with the essence of bacon.
Jamie Hyneman & Adam SavageThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen wants Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage to bust the myths of evolution and throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
Countdown to Government ShutdownThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen prepares for the government shutdown with a champagne flute of lead paint and gets up early to listen to the government closings.
Mitt HappensThe Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney competes with Mike Huckabee, Donald Trump and a long list of dark horses for the Republican nomination.
Threat Level: RainbowThe Colbert ReportS7
The Family Leader's Bob Vander Plaats believes same-sex marriage is just as dangerous as second-hand smoke.
Mitt Happens - Rick BrookhiserThe Colbert ReportS7
Rick Brookhiser says Mitt Romney won't win the Republican nomination because he looks like the secret grandfather of Obamacare.
Intro - 4/12/11The Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney throws his hat in the presidential ring, and Ray Kurzweil believes man and machine are becoming one.
Jon Kyl Tweets Not Intended to Be Factual StatementsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen celebrates Jon Kyl's groundbreaking excuse-planation by tweeting round-the-clock non-facts about him.
Ray KurzweilThe Colbert ReportS7
Ray Kurzweil predicts that people will merge with technology and become a billion times smarter by 2045.
Tim Pawlenty Declares Candidacy Before He's ReadyThe Colbert ReportS7
Tim Pawlenty tries to reclaim his non-candidacy, but no one's going to want Piers Morgan's sloppy seconds.
Morgan SpurlockThe Colbert ReportS7
Morgan Spurlock pulls the curtain back on product placement and advertising in "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold."
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