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Anthony Romero
Season 2 • 04/18/2006
Stephen tells ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero that he's destroying America.
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06:06
On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
The Colbert Report
S2
If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
01:25
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses
The Colbert Report
S2
German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
04/17/2006
02:30
Dime Boycott
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
04/17/2006
06:06
Reza Aslan
The Colbert Report
S2
Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
04/17/2006
03:05
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer Prize
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S2
Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
04/18/2006
00:33
Intro - 4/18/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
04/18/2006
02:28
The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir
The Colbert Report
S2
You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
04/18/2006
00:15
Baby Monitor
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
04/18/2006
02:44
Stephen Jr. Hatches!
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
04/18/2006
04:32
ThreatDown - Pooh
The Colbert Report
S2
A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
04/18/2006
06:13
Anthony Romero
The Colbert Report
S2
Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
04/18/2006
06:02
Caitlin Flanagan
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
04/19/2006
03:30
Global Warming TV
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
04/19/2006
00:34
Intro - 4/19/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
04/19/2006
03:15
The Word - Save It
The Colbert Report
S2
The whole debate basically boils down to, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
04/19/2006
01:22
White House Press Secretary
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S2
Stephen thinks it's about time we got rid of the White House press secretary.
04/19/2006
05:37
Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Jr. isn't just Stephen's eagle, he's the nation's eagle.
04/19/2006
06:26
Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Albert Wynn
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees."
04/20/2006
03:09
Protecting Kids from Papers
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen doesn't want Stephen Jr. reading the isolationist rants in American newspapers like the USA Today.
04/20/2006
05:52
Ralph Nader
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
04/20/2006
00:31
Intro - 4/20/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Tonight: juvenile delinquents reading Shakespeare, Ralph Nader and the shocking truth about Maryland's 4th District.
04/20/2006
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