The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/27/06
Season 2 • 04/27/2006
Violent girls are advancing the cause of feminism by throwing each other through the glass ceiling.
Sebastian JungerThe Colbert ReportS2
Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
Armed and ReadyThe Colbert ReportS2
"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
The Word - EnglishThe Colbert ReportS2
Our national anthem is now a ditty for immigrants to sing as they stream across our broken borders.
Sign Off - YellowcakeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has slam dunk intelligence on Joe Scarborough's nuclear program.
Snow: InformerThe Colbert ReportS2
With the appointment of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, Stephen positions himself for a job in Homeland Security.
Bill KristolThe Colbert ReportS2
Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
All You Need to Know - Sleight of HandThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
Sign Off - The NFL DraftThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
PlagiarismThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
The Word - White GlovesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
Intro - 4/27/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
Tip/Wag - ExxonThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
Intro - 5/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
Sign Off - SpamThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex CrimeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
White House Correspondents' DinnerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Jon MeachamThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
Magic!The Colbert ReportS2
Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
Mike HuckabeeThe Colbert ReportS2
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
Stephen for Press SecretaryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
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