The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Turn Your Head and Crawford
Season 7 • 08/08/2002
President Bush is a taut piece of ass.
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Vin Diesel explains that XXX represents the world in the same way James Bond represents England.
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President Bush takes a break, while Saddam Hussein kicks back with some of his favorite Saddams.
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A Brazilian political party's platform collapses at a festive rally in Rio de Janeiro.
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England's rat population has exploded to such a degree that there is now one for every person in the country.
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Ed Helms explains that what these crimes lack in monetary zazz, they more than make up for in scumosity.
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
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The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
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Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
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A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
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Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
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President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
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Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
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In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
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Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
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The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
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Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
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It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
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Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
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