The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Turn Your Head and Crawford
Season 7 • 08/08/2002
President Bush is a taut piece of ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel explains that XXX represents the world in the same way James Bond represents England.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Back in Black - Well-Earned Vacation
President Bush takes a break, while Saddam Hussein kicks back with some of his favorite Saddams.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Brazilian Campaign Rally
A Brazilian political party's platform collapses at a festive rally in Rio de Janeiro.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - London Crawling
England's rat population has exploded to such a degree that there is now one for every person in the country.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Tick Anuses
Ed Helms explains that what these crimes lack in monetary zazz, they more than make up for in scumosity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 We Love Showbiz - Angelina Jolie
Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 George W. Bush's Health
The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - P.I.N. Pricks
Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels
A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Turn Your Head and Crawford
President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories
Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?
Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Michael C. Hall
Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Red Light Special
In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the Movies
Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 This Just In - Chai Noon
The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - A Short War
Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Scott Ritter
It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Canadian Ass Candy
Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
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