The Colbert ReportS2 E27Intro - 3/2/06
Stephen investigates humans playing God, predicts Oscar winners and interviews economist Jeffrey Sachs.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27The Word - Homo Sapien Agenda
The only reason Stephen could imagine being gay is to have all the sex you want without ladies and their emotional outbursts.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27Jeffrey Sachs
Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27The DaColbert Code - The Oscars
Using the DaColbert Code, Stephen discovers who killed John F. Kennedy, who's to blame for the slow response to Hurricane Katrina and who will win this year's Academy Awards.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28ThreatDown - Non-Blondes
We need to maintain the purity of the blonde race with a massive selective breeding program.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Never Say Die
A positive story out of Iraq -- if you replace the words "basketball" with "Iraq" and "cheerleader with indomitable spirit" with "President George W. Bush."
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Bob Schieffer
Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Hollywood Decontamination
Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed."
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Sign Off - Narnia
Stephen Colbert hears that Narnia is very popular with children.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Intro - 3/6/06
Stephen reports on consumer reports, interviews CBS anchor Bob Schieffer and briefly focuses on international news.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28The Word - Spoiler Alert!
Consumer Reports is committing the treason of telling everyone that Japanese cars test better than American cars.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29The Word - The Long War
Stephen Colbert explains why the "war on terror" has been renamed "the long war."
The Colbert ReportS2 E29All You Need to Know - Video Games
From Supreme Court rulings and international news to a new video game, here's All You Need To Know.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29Intro - 3/7/06
Stephen will look at our progress in the war on terror and speak with congressional scholar, Norman Ornstein.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29Norman Ornstein
Political scientist Norman Ornstein explains how the current Congress does less than nothing.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29Colbert Manor
Stephen proves to Sir Benjamin Slade that he matches the criteria to become his heir.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Intro - 3/8/06
Coming up, Stephen covers Monopoly's anniversary, a pending Iraqi civil war and the fortitude of James Webb's convictions.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Colbert Manor Revisited
Stephen uses his family history to convince British aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade that he is, in fact, the right choice to become his heir.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Used Flag Offer
Stephen likes putting up a fresh American flag every day, but that has caused him to have an excess of used flags.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30The Word - Monopoly
In dedication to the board game Monopoly, Stephen discusses how monopolies are the best form of business.