The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 07/23/2013
Kenneth Goldsmith shares his transcriptions of reporters covering U.S. tragedies in real-time.
Geraldo Rivera's Tribute to Helen ThomasThe Colbert ReportS9
Journalists remember White House reporter Helen Thomas with tributes, anecdotes, and in the case of Geraldo Rivera, a naked selfie on Twitter.
Minimum Wage & McDonald's Spending JournalThe Colbert ReportS9
Bill O'Reilly blames poverty on personal choice, and McDonald's creates a sample employee budget that excludes heat and health care.
Kjerstin GruysThe Colbert ReportS9
Kjerstin Gruys shares her book, "Mirror, Mirror Off the Wall: How I Learned to Love My Body by Not Looking at It for a Year."
Britain's Royal BabyThe Colbert ReportS9
The world is in the grip of postpartum jubilation over Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby.
Neil deGrasse Tyson's Alien TheoryThe Colbert ReportS9
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson wonders if aliens have already closely observed human behavior and decided not to visit.
Royal Afterbirth '013!The Colbert ReportS9
The royal family proves that inbreeding has not yet rendered them sterile, and Kate Middleton looks glamorous after giving birth.
Domino's Pizza DroneThe Colbert ReportS9
Domino's remote-control helicopter fundamentally alters the basic erotic nature of the customer-pizza delivery guy relationship.
George Zimmerman & Racial TensionsThe Colbert ReportS9
George Zimmerman goes back on neighborhood watch, and President Obama talks about the black experience in America.
The Word - Color-bindThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama takes the first step in racial dialogue by discussing how it feels to be in a room full of white people who are scared of him.
Kenneth GoldsmithThe Colbert ReportS9
MoMA's Poet Laureate, Kenneth Goldsmith, discusses his book "Seven American Deaths and Disasters."
Anant AgarwalThe Colbert ReportS9
The President of edX, Anant Agarwal, explains the reason for offering free university courses online.
Anthony Weiner's PenisThe Colbert ReportS9
Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner responds to lewd photos of his penis, which he sent under the screen name "Carlos Danger."
Kanye West's Clothing LineThe Colbert ReportS9
Kanye West's "Hip Hop T-Shirt" may look like a plain white t-shirt, but it's not, as evidenced by its name.
Royal Baby FeverThe Colbert ReportS9
"Seinfeld" fans Will and Kate name their son George Alexander Louis.
Carlos Danger: Secret MayorThe Colbert ReportS9
In the face of impossible challenges, Mayor Danger won't just throw up his hands, because those hands will always be occupied.
Detroit's BankruptcyThe Colbert ReportS9
Conservatives blame lavish pensions for Detroit's decline, and emergency manager Kevyn Orr wants to auction off treasures from the Detroit Institute of Arts.
London's Fake Town CrierThe Colbert ReportS9
Prince George of Cambridge's umbilical stump dries up, and a royal lover pretends to be London's official town crier.
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