The Colbert Report
Replenishing the Eggnog Supply
Season 2 • 12/13/2006
Stephen stocks up the eggnog in December so he can nog out all year long.
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year
Despite criticism during the first ever episode of The Colbert Report, Merriam-Webster's dictionary is making "Truthiness" its Word of the Year for 2006.
The Colbert ReportS2 Shout Out! - Beef Hammer Flag
Stephen gives a shout out to two soldiers stationed in Afghanistan who sent him an American flag flown during Mission Beef Hammer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 12/12/06
America moves on from the Iraq Study Group report, Better Know a District returns, and Stephen advises gay sex columnist Dan Savage.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Casualty of War
The Iraq Study Group report stated that there is underreporting of violence in Iraq. Stephen wants to know, if we're underreporting it, why are we still reporting it so high?
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Jr.'s Christmas Miracle
Despite a solar power snafu, Stephen Jr. has been located -- unfortunately in Canada.
The Colbert ReportS2 Doris Kearns Goodwin
Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin tells Stephen that if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he might be the host of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - It's a Small World
Foreign tourists have more trouble entering the United States than any other country, so the U.S. Government is turning to Disney to re-imagineer the customs process.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sea-Tac's Christmas Trees Restored
On Monday, Stephen reported on Sea-Tac airport's decision to remove nine Christmas trees after a complaint by a local rabbi. Now the trees are back -- and Stephen fixed it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 12/13/06
Tonight: Stephen finds his long-lost eagle son, foreigners complain that Americans aren't polite, and Doris Kearns Goodwin finally gets to meet a historical figure in person.
The Colbert ReportS2 Charge Me Twice for Stephen
The Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation is working with your local cable provider to bring The Report to the truly needy, and the truly needy to Stephen's advertisers.
The Colbert ReportS2 Replenishing the Eggnog Supply
Stephen stocks up the eggnog in December so he can nog out all year long. His doctor says he's got a mass of powdered nutmeg obstructing his lower intestine. Again.
The Colbert ReportS2 Daniel Pinchbeck
Daniel Pinchbeck believes the Mayan god Quetzalcoatl is making a comeback. Stephen wants to know who he is and why we should be excited about him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Caesar Honeybee or Tyrone Hunnibi?
Some viewers were confused by Stephen's giving two different porn names during different interviews, so he clarifies the difference.
The Colbert ReportS2 Letter to Representative Jack Kingston
Stephen admits it -- at the end of each week, he sends a letter to Rep. Jack Kingston telling him all the things he learned that week.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 12/14/06
Tonight: Who's responsible for losing the Iraq war (even though we're winning), the ethics of buying diamonds, and a drug advocate who knows the date of the end of the world.
The Colbert ReportS2 Blood in the Water - Bruce Tinsley's DUI
Cartoonist Bruce Tinsley, who draws the comic strip "Mallard Fillmore," was arrested for DUI, and the left-wing media jumped all over it -- in that it was reported.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Clarity
The Kimberly Process tracks diamonds from mine to store to make sure that incoming diamonds are conflict free -- until they reach married couples.
The Colbert ReportS2 The American People Are to Blame
Tom DeLay says the will of the American people is no longer behind the war in Iraq and Stephen agrees -- the public should be ready to chew what the president has bitten off.
The Colbert ReportS2 Finger Strengthening
The Decemberists stole Stephen's Green Screen Challenge, he called them out, and they challenged him to a guitar solo contest -- so he's been practicing.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Jingle-Terns
Stephen tried to get holiday song artists, the Jingle Dogs on his show but it didn't work out. So, he presents the Jingle-Terns, his caroling inters.
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