YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY CENTRAL SHOWS ARE ON PARAMOUNT+
TRY PARAMOUNT+ FOR FREE
Home
Shows
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head
Comedy Central Roasts
Crank Yankers
The Daily Show
RENO 911!
South Park
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News
ALL SHOWS
FULL EPISODES
PLUTO TV
TV Schedule
LIVE TV
Stand-Up
Digital Originals
Original Movies
A Clüsterfünke Christmas
Cursed Friends
Hot Mess Holiday
Out Of Office
Reno 911!: It's A Wonderful Heist
All Movies
App
SHOP
The Daily Show Shop
South Park Shop
Comedy Central Shop
The Colbert Report
Menu
Episodes & Videos
About
The Colbert Report
Let Your GPS Be Your Guide
Season 5 • 04/02/2009
A GPS is far more reliable than your conscience.
More
Watching
00:16
The Colbert Report
S5
Hide-and-Seek
Stephen ends the hide-and-seek game he forgot to finish when he was seven.
04/01/2009
05:14
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Fine Line
The Line index: just as meaningless as the Dow Jones, but it always goes up.
04/01/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 4/1/09
The take-home message of this economy: there is nothing to take and you have no home.
04/01/2009
05:45
The Colbert Report
S5
Cheating Death - Sperm Sale & Colonoscopies
A sperm bank offers a clearance sale, Canadian researchers invent the PolyPill, and veterans get dirty colonoscopies.
04/01/2009
02:41
The Colbert Report
S5
French Worker Protests
Once again, Americans are going to have to show the French how it is done, just like with the mustache.
04/01/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 4/2/09
President Obama meets with the president of Russia. The big question: what was Michelle wearing?
04/02/2009
03:19
The Colbert Report
S5
Merriam-Webster's Word's Worth
Stephen won't let Merriam-Webster engayify other straight words like "drag," "bear" and "Manwich."
04/02/2009
06:26
The Colbert Report
S5
Cold War Update - Russia, Cuba & Space
Russia wants a new currency, Congress tries to lift the Cuba embargo, and Russian astronauts can't use American toilets in space.
04/02/2009
02:10
The Colbert Report
S5
Cheney's Secret Assassination Squad
It's hard to believe Dick Cheney had the time to command a secret lawless assassination squad with all the secret lawless torture.
04/02/2009
07:09
The Colbert Report
S5
Biz Stone
Twitter co-founder Biz Stone, one of America's preeminent Twits, discusses the company's popularity and business model.
04/02/2009
00:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Let Your GPS Be Your Guide
Let your conscience be your guide until you can afford a GPS.
04/02/2009
05:00
The Colbert Report
S5
Space Module: Colbert - Urine Recycling Room
NASA, don't make Stephen launch an intern into space with a can of spray paint.
04/06/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 4/6/09
Barack Obama travels around Europe, and new developments arise in the NASA node-naming contest.
04/06/2009
04:42
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama's European Trip - Tom Brokaw
Tom Brokaw believes Barack Obama appeared very presidential at the G20 Summit.
04/06/2009
02:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Un-American News - Rest of the World
Stephen loves Barack Obama, at least until he returns to the United States.
04/06/2009
00:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Make Lemonade
If life gives you lemons, water, sugar and ice, make lemonade.
04/06/2009
03:14
The Colbert Report
S5
Body Loss
Getting paid for missing body parts is too tempting for Americans.
04/06/2009
00:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Rich Lowry
Rich Lowry wants Republican principles to stay the same, but the application to change.
04/06/2009
00:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Hiccup-Free
The Colbert Report is no longer hiccup-free.
04/07/2009
01:20
The Colbert Report
S5
Queen Noor's Royal Treatment
To make sure Stephen doesn't violate any royalty protocol, he's going to wear surgical gloves.
04/07/2009
04:55
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Morally Bankrupt
TV has so little societal value that Bill Gates is willing to pay to provide the most cursory positive messages.
04/07/2009
You may also like
5 Videos
Trailer
00:15
The Daily Show
S28
Guest Host Chelsea Handler Helms The Daily Show Desk
Comedian Chelsea Handler takes over for a wild week as guest host of The Daily Show, starting Monday, February 6 at 11/10c.
02/03/2023
Trailer
00:30
South Park
S26
There's No Place Like South Park
It's feeling a lot like home on an all-new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
01/26/2023
Trailer
00:15
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head Is Back
Your favorite Texas slackers are ready for more mayhem when Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head arrives on Wednesday, February 8, at 10:30/9:30c.
01/26/2023
Trailer
00:15
South Park
S26
Brace Yourself for New South Park Adventures
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are back for a new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
01/23/2023
Trailer
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022