The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Preview - 3/27/03

Season 7 • 03/26/2003

Jon previews tomorrow's show, featuring Hilary Swank.

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01:34

Halliburton Wins
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The U.S. Government has already begun handing out contracts to corporations to clean up and rebuild the country we haven't finished bombing yet.
03/25/2003
05:18

Connie Nielsen
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Connie Nielsen lives like a white trash teenager, staying up late, having kids, and eating Snickers.
03/25/2003
02:30

Desert Storm II: Actual Storm
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Embedded reporter Rob Corddry reports from the middle of a sandstorm in Iraq, where the sky is orange and glass is in the forecast.
03/26/2003
01:02

Death to Smoochy
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Jon apologizes for sucking in "Death to Smoochy," which troops in the Middle East are apparently watching when they get a chance to relax.
03/26/2003
00:24

Intro - 3/26/03
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Jon is surprised to hear a fifty-year-old spring breaker in his audience request to see his tits.
03/26/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - Sandstorm
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American soldiers battle a fierce sandstorm in Iraq.
03/26/2003
02:12

Produce Pete Steve Carell - Beets
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Produce Pete Steve Carell takes his viewers to the glorious world of beets, where he teaches about its spinachy leaves and his wife-to-be Ivanka.
03/26/2003
03:13

Travel Tips
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Ed Helms trots around the globe and learns that the globe doesn't like Americans so much.
03/26/2003
05:48

Ringo Starr
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Ringo Starr constantly wonders what he is doing.
03/26/2003
02:46

You, Your Health & You - SARS
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The World Health Organization is confident it can stop the spread of a new disease called SARS, as long as it finds out what it is and how to treat it.
03/26/2003
01:09

Preview - 3/27/03
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Jon previews tomorrow's show, featuring guest Hilary Swank and Ed Helms' look into celebrity politics.
03/26/2003
00:40

Coalition of the Piddling - Monkeys for All
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Coalition of the Willing member, Morocco, is offering monkeys, riding battle koalas, to help detonate land mines.
03/27/2003
01:54

Coalition of the Piddling
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The newest addition of the Coalition of the Willing is Palau, which will come in handy if we need to liberate Samoa.
03/27/2003
03:28

Back in Black - Celine Boycott
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Americans are boycotting French fries, French wine, the Paris air show, but Lewis Black feels we should boycott Celine Dion first.
03/27/2003
06:01

Hilary Swank
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Despite knowing what happens, Hilary Swank was on the edge of her seat watching her latest film.
03/27/2003
01:22

Crazy Pot Questions
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Jon refuses to answer crazy pot questions from his audience members.
03/27/2003
01:58

Coalition of the Piddling - Palau
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With Palau's help, we can make the Iraqi soldiers listless two generations from now.
03/27/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Celine Sweat
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A clip from the CBS presentation of Celine Dion's live Vegas show.
03/27/2003
03:07

Coalition of the Piddling - Coalition Adorable
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Stephen Colbert feels that Ari Fleischer has undersold just how impressive the Coalition of the Willing can be made to sound.
03/27/2003
04:48

Chris Rock Pt. 1
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Chris Rock and Jon talk about the war in Iraq and the European success of Bon Jovi and David Hasselhoff.
03/31/2003
03:10

Chris Rock Pt. 2
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Chris Rock doesn't want his daughter to become a stripper, but her name's not helping.
03/31/2003
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