The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 09/19/2000
Stephen Colbert wants your children.
Intro - BoobiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Featured on the show will be coverage of the county coroner race in Joplin, MO, special guest Ryan Phillipe, and some weird boobies.
The OlympicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
It's really not that surprising that drugs are being abused by Olympic contenders; Dave Attell finds them so boring, he needs drugs just to pay attention.
Recap - 9/18/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
John recaps the episode, focusing on the Olympic drug scandal and pondering the question of urine's cleanliness.
Headlines - Aqua NotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bottled water leaves New Yorkers feeling sick, lawyerish, and gasping for punitive settlements.
Jamie Lee CurtisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jamie Lee Curtis talks about her new children's book and shows off her tattoo.
This Just In - Commercial FleeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A Nike ad is pulled after viewers complain that the violence of the commercial was taking away from their enjoyment of Olympic boxing.
Ad Nauseam - NadsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell wishes he knew about Nads in time for bikini season.
Headlines - Taco BellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The taco shell recall is devastating news for the millions of health-conscience Americans who rely on a Taco Bell corn tortilla diet.
Other News - American History ChecksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
After Kenneth Behring gives $80 million to the Smithsonian, visitors have another reason not to give the suggested donation.
Moment of Zen - Nad's AdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A Nad's commercial demonstrates how easy it is to remove leg hair.
Media ViolenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert believes children must be taken away from their parents and raised by the media.
Recap - 9/20/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps the night's top story: the U.S. women's gymnastics team's fourth place finish at the Sydney Olympic Games.
Women's GymnasticsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres evaluates a re-enactment of Dominique Dawes' underwhelming balance beam performance.
Indecision 2000 - George Does OprahThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
George W. Bush confronts his alcoholism in a very special appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
Intro - 9/20/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon is distressed that "Survivor" finalist Susan Hawk will be interviewing George W. Bush on "Live with Regis."
Back in Black - Flushing OlympicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Lewis Black searches the country for Olympic-level competition and finds a urinal flushing test, a jet truck and Rudy Giuliani at a dog show.
Headlines - Fourth Place MedalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The U.S. women's gymnastics team finishes a disappointing fourth at the Sydney Olympics, causing team members to publicly lash out at legendary coach Bela Karolyi.
Moment of Zen - Balance BeamThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell's performance on the balance beam goes horribly wrong.
Not My ParrotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell profiles a Florida parrot with a salty tongue.
Barenaked LadiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon talks to Ed Robertson and Stephen Page from the Barenaked Ladies about their new album and film, "Barenaked in America."
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