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The Word - Catch 2012

Season 8 • 01/05/2012

The U.S. government will not lock up Americans indefinitely -- eventually they will die.

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Iowa Caucus - Cable News Coverage

The Fox News team soldiers on in its Iowa caucus coverage despite the loss of basic mental functions, and CNN debuts its tricky flick technology.
01/04/2012
03:10

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Iowa Caucus - Mitt Romney's Victory Speech & Rick Santorum's Coup

Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucus, but Rick Santorum proves that a man with a vision, a willingness to work hard and a laser-like homophobia can make a mark.
01/04/2012
03:46

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Iowa Caucus - Not Mitt Romney's Super PAC

Mitt Romney denies coordinating with Restore Our Future, the pro-Romney super PAC responsible for a barrage of negative ads against Newt Gingrich.
01/04/2012
03:33

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Iowa Caucus - WOI in Des Moines Reports

The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI, confirms Mitt Romney's eight-vote win over Rick Santorum in the Iowa caucus.
01/04/2012
06:33

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John Heilemann

Journalist John Heilemann examines Rick Santorum's rise in the Iowa caucus and the potential direction of his campaign.
01/04/2012
06:02

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God's Message to Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson plays Twenty Questions with God and finds out that the only way to save America is through overwhelming prayer.
01/05/2012
00:07

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Sign Off - Mayan Headwear & Sacrificial Chicken

Stephen dons a Mayan headdress and pets his chicken.
01/05/2012
05:13

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Steve Case

AOL co-founder Steve Case believes that a generational shift away from ownership and toward community sharing is taking place.
01/05/2012
03:02

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Fun Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will.
01/05/2012
00:33

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Intro - 1/5/12

A new tool aids in the war on terror, a TV host speaks to God, and Steve Case talks about his latest Internet venture.
01/05/2012
05:57

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The Word - Catch 2012

The National Defense Authorization Act strikes at the heart of the most notorious safe haven for terrorists: the U.S. Constitution.
01/05/2012
00:31

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Intro - 1/9/12

The New Hampshire primary approaches, Rick Santorum offends black people, and Melissa Harris-Perry analyzes the stereotypes African American women face.
01/09/2012
05:48

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New Hampshire GOP Debates - Moderate Extremes

New Hampshire Republicans propose that all new legislation include a direct quote from the Magna Carta, the declaration of rights of English barons.
01/09/2012
00:07

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Sign Off - Jack Daniels

Stephen chugs a bottle of Jack Daniels.
01/09/2012
05:39

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Melissa Harris-Perry

Author Melissa Harris-Perry deconstructs stereotypes of African-American women and considers the consequences of a white-male-centered perspective on the American story.
01/09/2012
04:52

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Rick Santorum on Gay Parents & Bla People

Rick Santorum openly condemns gay and lesbian parents, but feels pretty confident that he didn't say "black" people when discussing food stamps.
01/09/2012
03:48

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New Hampshire GOP Debates

To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates.
01/09/2012
05:05

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Malice in Blunderland

Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops.
01/10/2012
00:09

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Sign Off - Turntable

Stephen shows off his turntablist skills.
01/10/2012
04:18

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Tip/Wag - Irresponsible Dead People & Insensitive Papa John's

Dead people disrespect the sanctity of life by choosing to be dead, and a Papa John's cashier identifies a customer with a racial slur.
01/10/2012
06:01

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Bill Moyers

Bill Moyers believes that capitalism is out of control and there can be no people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people.
01/10/2012
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