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The Word - Catch 2012
Season 8 • 01/05/2012
The U.S. government will not lock up Americans indefinitely -- eventually they will die.
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03:42
Iowa Caucus - Cable News Coverage
The Colbert Report
S8
The Fox News team soldiers on in its Iowa caucus coverage despite the loss of basic mental functions, and CNN debuts its tricky flick technology.
01/04/2012
03:10
Iowa Caucus - Mitt Romney's Victory Speech & Rick Santorum's Coup
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucus, but Rick Santorum proves that a man with a vision, a willingness to work hard and a laser-like homophobia can make a mark.
01/04/2012
03:46
Iowa Caucus - Not Mitt Romney's Super PAC
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney denies coordinating with Restore Our Future, the pro-Romney super PAC responsible for a barrage of negative ads against Newt Gingrich.
01/04/2012
03:33
Iowa Caucus - WOI in Des Moines Reports
The Colbert Report
S8
The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI, confirms Mitt Romney's eight-vote win over Rick Santorum in the Iowa caucus.
01/04/2012
06:33
John Heilemann
The Colbert Report
S8
Journalist John Heilemann examines Rick Santorum's rise in the Iowa caucus and the potential direction of his campaign.
01/04/2012
06:02
God's Message to Pat Robertson
The Colbert Report
S8
Pat Robertson plays Twenty Questions with God and finds out that the only way to save America is through overwhelming prayer.
01/05/2012
00:07
Sign Off - Mayan Headwear & Sacrificial Chicken
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen dons a Mayan headdress and pets his chicken.
01/05/2012
05:13
Steve Case
The Colbert Report
S8
AOL co-founder Steve Case believes that a generational shift away from ownership and toward community sharing is taking place.
01/05/2012
03:02
Fun Rick Santorum
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will.
01/05/2012
00:33
Intro - 1/5/12
The Colbert Report
S8
A new tool aids in the war on terror, a TV host speaks to God, and Steve Case talks about his latest Internet venture.
01/05/2012
05:57
The Word - Catch 2012
The Colbert Report
S8
The National Defense Authorization Act strikes at the heart of the most notorious safe haven for terrorists: the U.S. Constitution.
01/05/2012
00:31
Intro - 1/9/12
The Colbert Report
S8
The New Hampshire primary approaches, Rick Santorum offends black people, and Melissa Harris-Perry analyzes the stereotypes African American women face.
01/09/2012
05:48
New Hampshire GOP Debates - Moderate Extremes
The Colbert Report
S8
New Hampshire Republicans propose that all new legislation include a direct quote from the Magna Carta, the declaration of rights of English barons.
01/09/2012
00:07
Sign Off - Jack Daniels
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen chugs a bottle of Jack Daniels.
01/09/2012
05:39
Melissa Harris-Perry
The Colbert Report
S8
Author Melissa Harris-Perry deconstructs stereotypes of African-American women and considers the consequences of a white-male-centered perspective on the American story.
01/09/2012
04:52
Rick Santorum on Gay Parents & Bla People
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum openly condemns gay and lesbian parents, but feels pretty confident that he didn't say "black" people when discussing food stamps.
01/09/2012
03:48
New Hampshire GOP Debates
The Colbert Report
S8
To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates.
01/09/2012
05:05
Malice in Blunderland
The Colbert Report
S8
Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops.
01/10/2012
00:09
Sign Off - Turntable
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen shows off his turntablist skills.
01/10/2012
04:18
Tip/Wag - Irresponsible Dead People & Insensitive Papa John's
The Colbert Report
S8
Dead people disrespect the sanctity of life by choosing to be dead, and a Papa John's cashier identifies a customer with a racial slur.
01/10/2012
06:01
Bill Moyers
The Colbert Report
S8
Bill Moyers believes that capitalism is out of control and there can be no people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people.
01/10/2012
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