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Season 8 • 04/02/2012
Governor Gary Johnson argues that Libertarians aren't as kooky as they once seemed.
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04:18
The Mega Millions Lottery
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
03/29/2012
00:34
Intro - 3/29/12
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel.
03/29/2012
07:03
Colbert Super PAC - Texan Supporters & Super Fun Pack
The Colbert Report
S8
Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC.
03/29/2012
05:37
Peter Beinart
The Colbert Report
S8
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
03/29/2012
03:08
Mitt Romney Tells a Funny Story
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers.
03/29/2012
05:33
Yahweh or No Way - Christian Card Counters, Pope Benedict on Marxism & Pope Cologne
The Colbert Report
S8
"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne.
04/02/2012
00:34
Intro - 4/2/12
The Colbert Report
S8
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president.
04/02/2012
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/02/2012
03:56
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt
The Colbert Report
S8
Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
04/02/2012
04:54
The Beefstate Governors
The Colbert Report
S8
Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
04/02/2012
05:33
Gary Johnson
The Colbert Report
S8
Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
04/02/2012
01:51
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of Presidenthood
The Colbert Report
S8
The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
04/03/2012
03:58
Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California Colleges
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
04/03/2012
03:11
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure
The Colbert Report
S8
Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.
04/03/2012
00:06
Sign Off - Helmeted Ham Rove
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
04/03/2012
03:56
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor Potter
The Colbert Report
S8
Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/03/2012
02:17
LFTB Colbology
The Colbert Report
S8
Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
04/03/2012
05:27
Nikki Haley
The Colbert Report
S8
Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
04/03/2012
04:19
Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino Vote
The Colbert Report
S8
Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
04/04/2012
00:07
Sign Off - Second Peabody Award
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
04/04/2012
06:55
Robert Ballard
The Colbert Report
S8
National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
04/04/2012
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