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Seedy Gonzales

Season 12 • 03/14/2007

Aasif Mandvi defends Alberto Gonzales by citing (cinematic) legal precedents.

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06:03

John Waters
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John Waters' talk of his spousal murder show makes Jon wonder about his own marriage.
03/13/2007
01:20

Buffer Fixin'
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President Bush participates in Guatemala's national pastime: boxing lettuce in a colorful sweater.
03/13/2007
03:39

Cheney's Clout
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The only thing Jon would trust Dick Cheney with is a dead hooker in a hotel room.
03/13/2007
00:56

John Waters
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Stephen was more disgusted by the movie Parenthood than Pink Flamingos.
03/13/2007
02:12

Nothin' But A.G. Thang
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Alberto Gonzales' alibi? He can't know everything, so he's not responsible for anything.
03/13/2007
02:39

Pleasure of the President
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"At the pleasure of the President" is a lousy talking point, but a GREAT romance novel.
03/14/2007
00:21

Moment of Zen - The Pleasure
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Everyone serves the president in the same way.
03/14/2007
08:04

Zbigniew Brzezinski
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Zbigniew Brzezinski gives a policy report card on the last three presidents and hope for the future.
03/14/2007
02:11

Chris Dodd's Blog
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Chris Dodd's blog features a racy extra: his pre-show cleansing ritual.
03/14/2007
01:08

Word Failure
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Stephen tells Jon about the time he and Brzezinski were drinking in a Czech bar.
03/14/2007
02:38

Seedy Gonzales
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Aasif Mandvi defends Alberto Gonzales by citing (cinematic) legal precedents.
03/14/2007
03:56

300 Offenses
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Jon explains to Iran that Hollywood's not subtle when it comes to most ethnic groups.
03/15/2007
07:37

Sandra Bullock
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Jon and Sandra Bullock reminisce about their pot-smokin' days.
03/15/2007
02:58

Banana Drama
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According to John Oliver, a single serving of fruit provides a full day's supply of vitamin terror.
03/15/2007
00:20

Moment of Zen - Deutschland Daily Show
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If you've ever wondered what a German commercial for The Daily Show looks like, look no further.
03/15/2007
00:47

Mohammed's Confession
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed planned 9/11? He seems more like the Horatio Sanz of jihad.
03/15/2007
02:58

El Chapter Final
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President Bush announced a change in U.S. drug policy from "Just Say No" to "Just Say When."
03/15/2007
02:19

Diagnosis: Mystery Pt. 1
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Jason Jones investigates the story of one man suffering from chronic gay.
03/19/2007
04:20

Diagnosis: Mystery Pt. 2
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Jason Jones chats up a sexual reorientation coach who "came out straight."
03/19/2007
06:40

Stephen Prothero
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Stephen Prothero suggests that our politicians learn about comparative religions.
03/19/2007
00:13

Moment of Zen - St. Patrick's Day
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George W. Bush enjoys a St. Patty's Day photo opportunity.
03/19/2007
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