The Colbert Report
Sign Off - One Thought
Season 6 • 03/09/2010
If Stephen left you with one thought, he'd have none left.
Health Care MagicThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen performs magic tricks to show how the Democrats are trying to pass health care reform.
IraqracyThe Colbert ReportS6
Iraqi elections let the free market decide the best man for the job -- that's usually the guy giving away free meat.
Action Center - Health Care Bill - Ezra KleinThe Colbert ReportS6
Ezra Klein explains the reconciliation process that Democrats need to pass health care reform and what Republicans can do to drag it out.
The Word - Define & ConquerThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans know that Americans are more opposed to reconciliation when it's called the "nuclear option."
Annie LeonardThe Colbert ReportS6
Annie Leonard says our quest for more stuff is taking the place of things that provide deeper happiness.
Tip/Wag - Joe Lieberman, the Pope & SharksThe Colbert ReportS6
Joe Lieberman opposes "don't ask, don't tell," Pope Benedict XVI speaks out against full body scanners, and sharks stop attacking humans.
Consumer Alert - PringlesThe Colbert ReportS6
Pringles recalls its two best flavors, Cheeseburger and Taco Night, due to potential salmonella contamination
Tom Hanks Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS6
Tom Hanks says everyone between the ages of 21 and 53 will feel inadequate watching "The Pacific."
Tom Hanks Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS6
Tom Hanks discusses his role as a history maker and the hard work behind the WWII mini-series, "The Pacific."
Sign Off - One ThoughtThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen would like to leave you with one thought, but then he'd have none left.
Sean CarrollThe Colbert ReportS6
Sean Carroll talks about the mystery of time and the possibility of a multiverse.
Intro - 3/10/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is probably going to talk about Nancy Pelosi's stormtroopers giving Lady Liberty a titty punch.
Non-Sexual GropingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen and his intern demonstrate how Congressman Eric Massa could have non-sexually groped his male staffer.
Survival Seed BankThe Colbert ReportS6
When you're tilling the earth with a human femur while the sky is raining fire, you'll want a reliable supply of radicchio and mini squash.
Health Care Vote Information Nerve Center - Charlie CookThe Colbert ReportS6
Charlie Cook believes Democrats are in a classic no-win situation with health care reconciliation.
Sign Off - The Colbert RepollThe Colbert ReportS6
Take the first-ever Colbert Repoll about health care reconciliation, then tune in for the results.
Karl Rove's New BookThe Colbert ReportS6
Karl Rove discloses the bombshell that it wasn't him who spread the rumor that John McCain fathered an illegitimate black baby.
David AaronovitchThe Colbert ReportS6
David Aaronovitch looks into why intelligent people believe really dumb things about what happens.
Sign Off - Thanks, Karl RoveThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thanks his loaf of ham, Karl Rove, for co-hosting.
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