The Colbert Report

Un-American News - Primaries

Season 4 E 4 • 01/10/2008

Stephen reveals who the Aqua Teen Hunger Force is voting for.

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00:56

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Bush Absolutely Optimistic

Stephen dusts off a script written before the strike.
01/08/2008
06:26

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
Mike Huckabee

Stephen talks about religion, immigration and guns with his running mate Mike Huckabee.
01/09/2008
00:21

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
Studio on Fire

Nobody leaves until Stephen finds out who set this fire.
01/09/2008
06:07

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
New Hampshire Wrap-Up

Stephen reviews the ups and downs of the New Hampshire primary.
01/09/2008
04:44

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
Matt Taibbi

After Hillary's success in New Hampshire, Matt Taibbi feels like he's been diagnosed with cancer.
01/09/2008
00:34

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
She Won!

Stephen talks about the excitement that's sweeping the nation.
01/09/2008
00:04

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
To the Writers

Stephen has a quick word for his writers.
01/10/2008
05:37

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
National Treasure Pt. 1

Stephen goes to Washington D.C. to contribute his portrait to the Smithsonian Institution.
01/10/2008
06:23

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Muhammad Yunus

Stephen can't understand why Muhammad Yunus would lend money to poor women.
01/10/2008
03:36

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Norman Ornstein

Norman Ornstein and Stephen talk about how the Bush administration slimmed down the Constitution.
01/10/2008
04:15

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Un-American News - Primaries

Stephen searches international news to find out who the Aqua Teen Hunger Force is voting for.
01/10/2008
05:08

The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Neil Shubin

Evolutionary biologist Neil Shubin claims that the human breast evolved from fish teeth.
01/14/2008
00:07

The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Digesting Lo Mein

Stephen finishes the show and continues to eat his lo mein
01/14/2008
02:07

The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Papa Bear Takes Note

Bill O'Reilly notices that Stephen is working hard without his writers.
01/14/2008
07:00

The Colbert ReportS4 E5
National Treasure Pt. 2

Stephen continues his struggle to get his portrait into the Smithsonian Institute.
01/14/2008
04:22

The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Trustworthy Manner

Stephen warns us that Fred Thompson says things we shouldn't believe in a trustworthy manner.
01/14/2008
01:07

The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Around the World in 11.6 Seconds - Lo Mein

Stephen catches up on international news while eating lo mein.
01/14/2008
04:10

The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Peter Hopkins

Peter Hopkins's new site BigThink.com welcomes the thoughts of both experts and numb-nuts.
01/15/2008
06:09

The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Jared Cohen

Jared Cohen found out that the young people in the Middle East are just like American teenagers.
01/15/2008
02:43

The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Vince Vaughn

Vince Vaughn rode Stephen's coattails by stealing his signature pose.
01/15/2008
00:07

The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Parting Shot

Stephen gives us his signature pose one more time.
01/15/2008
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