The Colbert Report

Most Depressing Day of the Year

Season 2 • 01/24/2006

A study identifying today as the most depressing day of the year depresses Stephen.

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Intro - 1/23/06
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NASCAR fans will be glad to hear that unleaded gasoline is extremely flammable.
01/23/2006
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David Gregory
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Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
01/23/2006
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Oprah's Book Club
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A new translation of Elie Wiesel's "Night" has Stephen wondering if it should be categorized as a memoir or a novel.
01/23/2006
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Dr. Love
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Stephen feels responsible for the fact that couples with televisions in their bedrooms have less sex, so he tries to help out.
01/23/2006
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ThreatDown - Hamas
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Stephen puts Hamas on notice for being in league with America's real #1 threat.
01/23/2006
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The Word - Chernobyl
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Stephen takes a look at the bright side of Chernobyl and Hurricane Katrina.
01/24/2006
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The In-Box - DVDs
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Stephen uses his own in-box to remind himself to return some DVDs.
01/24/2006
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Formidable Opponent - Superpowers
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Stephen Colbert takes on himself in a battle of privacy vs. wiretapping, complete with heat vision and force fields.
01/24/2006
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Intro - 1/24/06
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Stephen whispers information about wiretapping, explains your longing for cheesecake and gives America a big kiss.
01/24/2006
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Robin Givhan
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Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.
01/24/2006
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Most Depressing Day of the Year
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Not even kittens, monster trucks and Juan Gabriel can cheer up Stephen on the most depressing day of the year.
01/24/2006
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Bill O'Reilly: Fan of the Show
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A New York Post story reports that Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly is a fan of The Colbert Report.
01/25/2006
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Intro - 1/25/06
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On the agenda: Canada borrows conservative American politics, New Jersey's fightin' 8th and how Norah Vincent passed as a man to write a book.
01/25/2006
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Norah Vincent
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Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
01/25/2006
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The Word - Remote Control
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After only three months being broadcast in Canada, The Colbert Report got a conservative Prime Minister elected. Next stop: Iran.
01/25/2006
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Better Know a District - New Jersey's 8th - Bill Pascrell
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Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans; Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly.
01/25/2006
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Thundersnow
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The newly discovered thundersnow is all the evidence Stephen needs to know that God is pissed.
01/26/2006
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One of the Heroes: Lily S.
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Stephen honors an 11-year-old hero in North Carolina.
01/26/2006
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Who's Attacking Me Now? - Marina Core
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Ex-Marina Core member Stephen Colbert defends himself against Russ Lieber.
01/26/2006
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Intro - 1/26/06
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Liberal pundit Paul Begala shows up to tell Stephen why Dr. Howard Dean can't transplant the Democrats a spine.
01/26/2006
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Colbert Cruise - Write Off
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Stephen introduces the Colbert Cruise -- the theme this year: The Fight to Take Back America.
01/26/2006
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