The Colbert Report
Most Depressing Day of the Year
Season 2 • 01/24/2006
A study identifying today as the most depressing day of the year depresses Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/23/06
NASCAR fans will be glad to hear that unleaded gasoline is extremely flammable.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Gregory
Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
The Colbert ReportS2 Oprah's Book Club
A new translation of Elie Wiesel's "Night" has Stephen wondering if it should be categorized as a memoir or a novel.
The Colbert ReportS2 Dr. Love
Stephen feels responsible for the fact that couples with televisions in their bedrooms have less sex, so he tries to help out.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Hamas
Stephen puts Hamas on notice for being in league with America's real #1 threat.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Chernobyl
Stephen takes a look at the bright side of Chernobyl and Hurricane Katrina.
The Colbert ReportS2 The In-Box - DVDs
Stephen uses his own in-box to remind himself to return some DVDs.
The Colbert ReportS2 Formidable Opponent - Superpowers
Stephen Colbert takes on himself in a battle of privacy vs. wiretapping, complete with heat vision and force fields.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/24/06
Stephen whispers information about wiretapping, explains your longing for cheesecake and gives America a big kiss.
The Colbert ReportS2 Robin Givhan
Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.
The Colbert ReportS2 Most Depressing Day of the Year
Not even kittens, monster trucks and Juan Gabriel can cheer up Stephen on the most depressing day of the year.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bill O'Reilly: Fan of the Show
A New York Post story reports that Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly is a fan of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/25/06
On the agenda: Canada borrows conservative American politics, New Jersey's fightin' 8th and how Norah Vincent passed as a man to write a book.
The Colbert ReportS2 Norah Vincent
Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Remote Control
After only three months being broadcast in Canada, The Colbert Report got a conservative Prime Minister elected. Next stop: Iran.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - New Jersey's 8th - Bill Pascrell
Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans; Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly.
The Colbert ReportS2 Thundersnow
The newly discovered thundersnow is all the evidence Stephen needs to know that God is pissed.
The Colbert ReportS2 One of the Heroes: Lily S.
Stephen honors an 11-year-old hero in North Carolina.
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Attacking Me Now? - Marina Core
Ex-Marina Core member Stephen Colbert defends himself against Russ Lieber.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/26/06
Liberal pundit Paul Begala shows up to tell Stephen why Dr. Howard Dean can't transplant the Democrats a spine.
You may also like5 Videos
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in Cursed Friends, premiering October 8 at 8/7c.
Out of OfficeOut of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the NewsS1 Tooning Out the News Is Coming to Comedy Central
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News, the critically acclaimed animated news series, is moving to Comedy Central starting October 5 after The Daily Show.
South ParkS25 A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.