The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/2/10
Season 6 • 06/02/2010
Do Chinese factories overwork their employees? Does a panda sh*t in the bamboo?
Ayaan Hirsi AliThe Colbert ReportS6
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
Sign Off - Water EyeballingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
Up Brit CreekThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
Vodka EyeballingThe Colbert ReportS6
If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
Intro - 6/1/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds out who's to blame for the BP oil spill and refuses to get up close and personal with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi CampbellThe Colbert ReportS6
Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
Japan's Special Election - Kazuo MyazakiThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
Lisa MillerThe Colbert ReportS6
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo MyazakiThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored BullfighterThe Colbert ReportS6
Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth.
Intro - 6/2/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen shows shocking footage of someone working in Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit PocketThe Colbert ReportS6
While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket.
Crude & UnusualThe Colbert ReportS6
The nuclear option isn't guaranteed to work and would violate international treaties, but it would turn the ocean floor into glass.
Vampire WeekendThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
Intro - 6/3/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend makes a rare vampire weeknight appearance.
Who's Watching the Watchdog? - Liam McCormackThe Colbert ReportS6
Liam McCormack admits that Consumer Reports has never tested whether or not being electrocuted by a toaster makes you immune to electricity.
Charity Begins at 11:30The Colbert ReportS6
Bing offers to donate $2,500 to a charity of Stephen's choice every time he says the word "bing."
Intro - 6/7/10The Colbert ReportS6
Every order of shrimp from Louisiana comes pre-blackened, and Jonathan Alter reviews President Obama's first year.
Sign Off - Gulf of America FundThe Colbert ReportS6
The Colbert Nation Gulf of America Fund is the one time you want to hear that a charity is skimming money from the top.
Oil's Well That Never EndsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen shows President Obama how to appear angry over the oil spill by ripping off his sleeves and beating up BP CEO Tony Hayward.
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