The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/28/08
Little League Baseball players are under attack, something is in our water, and Senator Claire McCaskill will never inspire young women because she supports Barack Obama.
The Colbert ReportS4 Claire McCaskill
Senator Claire McCaskill explains why Barack Obama is the best man or woman to be the next president of the United States.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cheating Death - Liquid Launch
Liquid Launch is a new energy drink that doesn't have one of the ingredients in rocket fuel -- it has every ingredient in rocket fuel.
The Colbert ReportS4 Microbe Beat!
The number one threat to microbes is penicillin -- a godless healing machine.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tad Devine
Stephen asks Tad Devine if we can add a third candidate to the Democratic race, like a rabid monkey or an underfed tiger.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Monetary Discrimination
Money should have different smells so blind people can tell the bills apart.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sneak Preview
Stephen gives a sneak preview of Monday night's show.
The Colbert ReportS4 Shout Out! - Broken Space Toilet
The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/29/08
Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott -- five years ago.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Sirota
David Sirota explains the presidential campaign isn't the only place where change happens.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - Florida and Michigan
To deny the votes of Michigan and Florida is to say that Kurt Cobain died in vain.
The Colbert ReportS4 Final Thought
Stephen gives America the final thought on what should have been done with Michigan and Florida.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jon Paskowitz
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Media Culpa
Media, if you want to prove you did your job well in the lead-up to the Iraq war, use the same techniques that McClellan used to sell the war to you in the first place.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/2/08
Scott McClellan says the press didn't do its job in the run-up to the war. Why is he complaining? They did his job.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama's Church
Unfortunately, America can't vote for a man who doesn't even belong to a church. So Hillary it is.
The Colbert ReportS4 Colbert Platinum - Private Jets
Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fire at Universal
God must have been listening to Stephen's prayers because Universal Studios went up in flames.
The Colbert ReportS4 George Will
George Will explains conservatives understand that the government's job is to deliver the mail, defend the shores, and get out of the way.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Unhealthy Competition
The great thing about the war on terror is that if we fight it right, it can go on forever.