Wing Doesn't Belong to Anyone
E 3 • 03/23/2005
Stan convinces everyone to drop their weapons and stop treating people like commodities.
Lazy HippiesSouth Park E2
The boys are ready to take action against major corporations, but the hippies are too stoned to do anything meaningful.
Stan's SpeechSouth Park E2
Stan takes the mic at the Hippie Jam Fest and tries to get the crowd motivated to actually accomplish something.
Freeing CartmanSouth Park E2
The adults ask Cartman for help in eradicating South Park of hippies -- but Cartman has demands.
Hippie InfestationSouth Park E2
Cartman warns an old woman about the hippie infestation in her house.
Hippie DiggerSouth Park E2
Cartman, Butters' Mom, Chef and Randy drive the Hippie Digger into the crowd at Hippie Jam Fest 2005.
Mayor Visits CartmanSouth Park E2
Cartman's in jail for kidnapping hippies and the mayor confirms that she signed the permit for the hippies' jam band concert.
Hippie CapitalSouth Park E2
South Park becomes the Hippie Capital of the World and the townpeople panic.
Hippie HostagesSouth Park E2
Cartman has locked a bunch of hippies in his basement, but pacifies them with joints and a guitar.
Super Awesome Talent AgencySouth Park E3
Cartman and the boys convince Tolkien that he needs their agency to protect him from the huge media storm that is surely about to blow up his career.
Wing Has Touched SlySouth Park E3
Sly, touched by Wings voice, offers $4,000 to have her sing at his son's wedding. Unfortunately, she's been stolen again.
Wing Doesn't Belong to AnyoneSouth Park E3
After a shootout, Stan convinces both the boys and the Chinese mafia to stop mooching off of their clients' hopes and dreams.
Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star ContestSouth Park E3
Mrs. Garrison announces that Tolkien has won a singing contest and is being paid $200 to perform at the Miss Colorado Pageant.
The Thinking SideSouth Park E3
The boys are jealous of Tolkien's money. They decide to start a talent agency so they can manage Tolkien and get some of his cash.
I'm Actually an AgentSouth Park E3
The boys spot Tolkien checking out a sign for the agency. Cartman devises a plan to take Tolkien's money.
Tolkien SingsSouth Park E3
Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
Sign With CAASouth Park E3
As Tolkien and the boys leave the show , Don Heisman, a CAA agent, shows up and steals Tolkien.
Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent AgencySouth Park E3
As the boys are mourning the loss of Tolkien, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
The Chinese MafiaSouth Park E3
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
American IdolSouth Park E3
The boys get Wing to "American Idol," but the audition line is too long. Just when they think hope is lost, they get her onto "The Contender," which also has a big cash prize.
Wing on The ContenderSouth Park E3
For "The Contender," Wing gets in the ring with a Mexican boxing star. She sings while he brutally beats her.
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