The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Psychopharmaparenting
Stephen doesn't know the long-term effects of medicating kids, but he does know the long-term effects it will have on the pharmaceutical industry.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/11/06
This show is dedicated to our kids: what the hell is wrong with them?
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen R.A.P.S. - Talkin' to Kids
Stephen's spent enough time talking to parents, now it's time to loosen the tie and talk to some troubled teens.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft
"Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft" will be even more popular than his previous video game, "Stephen Colbert's Escape from Skateboard Mountain."
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/12/06
Stephen reports on the Supreme Court enforcing the Geneva Conventions, questions Washington State Congressman Rick Larsen, and interviews publisher Mort Zuckerman.
The Colbert ReportS2 Massachusetts - Gaysrael
The best way to protect marriage is to ban gay marriage in all states, but Massachusetts -- creating a Gaysrael.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - The America Conventions
If the Swiss had their way, every war would be fought with a tiny knife, a nail file, a magnifying glass and a toothpick.
The Colbert ReportS2 Mort Zuckerman
Mort Zuckerman believes that George W. Bush is an awful president but feels that John Kerry would have been worse.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Washington's 2nd - Rick Larsen
Stephen and Congressman Rick Larsen discuss Pacific Rim jobs.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Space Open
Mort Zuckerman is removed from the on notice board, but there is now room for enemies of freedom.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Washington's 2nd - Rick Larsen
Congressman Rick Larsen doesn't support the proposed wall to separate the United States from Canada.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/13/06
Joe Lieberman faces a tough challenge in the Democratic primary, the Senate eases a ban on prescription drugs from Canada, and Stephen interviews author Ron Suskind.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Gay Clones
The guy who played Anakin Beefstroker in "Sperm Wars II: Attack of the Bones" was actually better than Hayden Christensen.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Inquisition
Connecticut, you chose Joe Lieberman in 1988; you can't just say 'oops, I made a mistake' and elect another Democrat.
The Colbert ReportS2 TV's New Low
If you aren't watching The Colbert Report because you're busy guarding our borders, you can buy 16 episodes on iTunes for $9.99.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ron Suskind
Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Lemons
Stephen reminds everyone that if God gives you lemons, you must be a bad person.
The Colbert ReportS2 Lee Silver
Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/17/06
Stephen talks about the crisis in the Middle East, reports on Arizona's new voting proposal, and interviews author Lee Silver.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - T & A
There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.