Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
The Old House
Season 1 E 7 • 11/23/2010
Rick Jones takes a trip down memory lane in the house he lived in 20 years ago.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5Masturbating Sniper
An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5Gay Robot - Facebook Update
When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5Treasure Map
The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6"Avatar" STD
Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6Gay Robot - Sex Offender
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6Critter Gitters
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6Superman's Repayment
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Time Capsule
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Gay Robot - Alien Abduction
Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7Role-Playing
Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7The Old House
A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored
Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Save the Fat Americans
Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2Cinnabon & Day Drinking
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Suicidal Dog
A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Partying Olympics
Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Pinata Your Body
A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
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